Pineapple rover

A person who loves running their ballsack or taint across a rough or thorny surface but especially pineapples

My dad walked in on me pineapple roving yesterday but luckily he's a big pineapple rover himself.

by Jtrainmcnastyson December 9, 2015

Pineapple of Existence

The pineapple from which all things in existence sprang forth

"Warship the Pineapple of Existence"

by Person8999 October 3, 2017

pineapple cake

Taiwanese Girl who exclusively dates Caucasian Men.

Wong: “Dude, she is so hot, and we are both Taiwanese! Maybe that will give me a starting point for a conversation?”

Chu: “Nah, Man, she’s a Pineapple Cake. Unless you’ve got pink skin, you’ve got no chance.”

by coleisfantastic January 20, 2018

Pineapples

I term you use to describe cocaine when in a situation where you do not want to reveal you are talking about cocaine.

Friend 1: Hey bro, I’m hungry wanna eat some pineapples

Friend 2: Fo sho dog let’s go!

by Jgard12 February 14, 2018

Pineapple

When you are a playing smash bros and use your recovery and hit into the under side of the map while doing so. (Can also be related to in any game in which you can get stuck under something).

Oh no, I just pineappled myself.

by GasChamberOperator November 19, 2018

Pineapple

A common safeword used by dominatrix.

After paying $350 for a dominatrix, there was no way Matt was going to say "pineapple". No matter how many times he was kicked in the balls.

by Nick your stuff February 24, 2019

Pineapple Boi

A hairstyle that looks like a pineapple. (Only hairs on the very top of your head.)

Me: Cool PINEAPPLE BOI hair cut!
Raymond: Hell Yeah

by Moggitt March 17, 2019