An old person between the age of 50 and 75 who doesn't realize what impact their grumpy mood has on the people around them.
For example the scene from A Million Ways to Die in The West, featuring the main characters father sitting in a rocking chair. The father is a Needle Shits Old Fart!
by Dill weed October 3, 2023
Get the Needle Shits Old Fartmug. by Harbingerofpayne May 4, 2021
Get the Needle manmug. by Katm1 September 27, 2021
Get the Needlemug. - Yo mike how was your day
- Nothin’ big but i finally got needle fucked
- Let’s go dude, who fucked you, was it Emma
- Umm, it was Richard
- I guess... it’s not gay if he only needle fucked you
- Yea, just needle fuck, nothing more
- Nothin’ big but i finally got needle fucked
- Let’s go dude, who fucked you, was it Emma
- Umm, it was Richard
- I guess... it’s not gay if he only needle fucked you
- Yea, just needle fuck, nothing more
by SantaBay July 16, 2019
Get the Needle Fuckmug. this is when you staple your dick shut and cum multiple times then remove the staple and let it all out.
"Yo dude, did you see Johnny do needle dick?"
"Hell yea dude! That shit could pressure wash the paint off a plane."
"Hell yea dude! That shit could pressure wash the paint off a plane."
by It's ya boi needle dick December 13, 2023
Get the needle dickmug. by vagrantviolin September 27, 2013
Get the Nifty Needlesmug. The hunt for an essential item that IS already hard enough to find on its own, but ALSO in a situation with dire consequences if the wrong item is taken and/or the item isn't found in time.
Much more dangerous than the standard needle in a haystack.
Much more dangerous than the standard needle in a haystack.
"In front of you are one thousand buttons. One will disarm the nuke. All the others will set it off. You have five minutes."
"Agh, finding that button will be like finding the hay in the needle stack!"
"Agh, finding that button will be like finding the hay in the needle stack!"
by The_Epicness9000 March 17, 2024
Get the Hay in the Needle Stackmug.