Canadian Needle

A sexual act where a man shits liquid diarrhea into a thin ice rod mold, freezes it, and then starts to sound with it until it breaks inside his urethra. Then he masturbates until blood, diarrhea, and semen all come out simultaneously when he finally ejaculates.

John-
"Do you want to come to my house? Everybody is going to do the Canadian needle!"

Canadian Needle by Übermach February 4, 2026

Shmear spit needle of discharge 

Very similar to the blumpkin dip tower of doom, the Shmear spit tower of discharge has some minor changes:

Two women and one man in a port-o-potty,

One female sits on toilet and shits while the man eats her box,

The other female stands behind the man and quad finger bangs his poophole,

Both females then hack phlegm (the thick mucus secreted in the respiratory passages and discharged through the mouth) onto the male participants back.
While this fantastic orgy is occuring, both females hold one hand as high as they can to emulate the Space Needle.

When both females are done ejaculating, it is encouraged to leave the boy laying in the port-o-john and walk away.

Elaine: "Yo that sloppy boy is laying fetal in the grass! Let's go draw on him!!"
Leigh: "Fuck that there's a portopotty, let's Shmear spit needle of discharge the shit out of him"

Elaine: "You always come up with the best ideas, I'll meet you in there, gotta grab the finger lube."

Shmear spit needle of discharge by spitneedle August 19, 2012

the dirty needle 

A blow job right after anal.

I got the dirty needle from my girlfriend last night.

the dirty needle by The naughty magician May 5, 2016

Treading a needle

Very extreme Diarrhea.

Joe said when he pooped he was treading a needle.

Treading a needle by Big Tom July 10, 2016

On the Needle 

To be addicted to a chemical substance that is consumed via intravenous injection.

"Hey man, you hear about T'Rone's ex girlfriend?"

"You mean that bitch he made up a definition for her name on Urban Dictionay say her name mean a girl that sweet and smart and beautiful and we told him he a fool cuz that bitch a ho?"

"Yeah that the one. She dead"

"HAHA, nice! How she die?"

"Shit, that bitch was on the needle man. She OD in a shitty motel out on Seventh Street and the said homeless dudes was bustin they nut up in that dead shit."

On the Needle by Drunken Horde July 30, 2016

finding a needle in a haystack 

When you need to do something that is really hard, almost impossible

They were on the bleachers.
Looking for then was like finding a needle in a haystack.

finding a needle in a haystack by Conrado41 March 14, 2017

Threading the needle 

Putting a nail on the floor and falling on it so you end up sounding yourself

I was at a party and I had to play threading the needle

Threading the needle by Coolman8760 February 18, 2020