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chinese massage

(n.) a name for sex. Chinese massages are codeword for sex and prostitution
Cody went to Stacy's house for a good ole' chinese massage.

Turkish Massage 

A particularly intricately prepared masturbation session. Can be with any number of people.
"Did you hear that jessica gave marshal a turkish massage?"
"Yea, he said she lit candles and put on tricky in her loft."
Turkish Massage by Beckandra September 11, 2019

chocolate eye massage 

The placing of an individuals anus atop another individuals fully opened eyeball.
Peter eyeball was moist and raw with anticipation for the chocolate eye massage he was about to receive.

Jessica had no idea which of last week's chocolate eye massage gave her the pinkeye.

Danish Scalp Massage 

A particular grip used for holding another person's head when he/she is performing oral sex on you. Hold around the back of his/her head with both hands and control the motion and speed of the oral sex.
Sarah gave me a blowjob last night, but she was kind of a rookie, so I gave her a danish scalp massage to guide her through it.

Zandayyy Foot massage 

In which, a child unleashes karate chops to your toes and ankle and then proceeds to suck them, The child is also known for selling feet pics

EG: Crafting Vegeto Feet pics
Give me the Zandayyy Foot massage Please

The Zandayyy Special gave Cam a boner

Bubblenut Massage

When you place your balls in a bowl of warm water and have your partner blow bubbles in it.
Give me a bubblenut massage bitch.
Bubblenut Massage by Masaj Mirod January 29, 2009