by Juzza January 7, 2008
Get the Mahon mug.Cadet/sergeant Mahoney is awesome character from Police Academy franchise movies.
Initially, he was sent to police academy as a punishment, to avoid imprisonment.
But he eventually liked it, and graduated from the academy as police officer.
He did a number of practical jokes on bad guys, who wanted to destroy academy's reputation.
Among his pranks were:
- two cadets sent to gay bar Blue Oyster, instead of the party
- replacing shampoo with epoxy glue, while captain Mauser was in the shower
- ordered a body cavity search on captain Mauser
- sending a prostitute to give a blowjob to the academy head Eric Lassard, while he's doing his public speaking
Initially, he was sent to police academy as a punishment, to avoid imprisonment.
But he eventually liked it, and graduated from the academy as police officer.
He did a number of practical jokes on bad guys, who wanted to destroy academy's reputation.
Among his pranks were:
- two cadets sent to gay bar Blue Oyster, instead of the party
- replacing shampoo with epoxy glue, while captain Mauser was in the shower
- ordered a body cavity search on captain Mauser
- sending a prostitute to give a blowjob to the academy head Eric Lassard, while he's doing his public speaking
Proctor: -Mahoney said this restaurant has the best salad bar in town.
Lt Harris: -Proctor, I don't see a salad bar.
Proctor : sees the name of the restaurant, "The Blue Oyster" Look sir. Maybe they serve seafood.
laughs
Capt. Thaddeus Harris : Not funny you idiot!
Lt Harris: -Proctor, I don't see a salad bar.
Proctor : sees the name of the restaurant, "The Blue Oyster" Look sir. Maybe they serve seafood.
laughs
Capt. Thaddeus Harris : Not funny you idiot!
by dildo777 June 29, 2019
Get the Mahoney mug.Likely the most famous woman in the world. Her controversies and ever-evolving image have kept her in the biz for twenty plus years, though sometimes hurting her commercial success as opposed to empowering it.
She also has several nice tunes and the best pair of legs in Hollywood.
She also has several nice tunes and the best pair of legs in Hollywood.
Ex. missionary to African orphan:
"Michael you are being adopted by Mariah Carey!"
Response:
"No, no - I won't have any food! Send that tiny Madonna for me PLEASE!"
"Michael you are being adopted by Mariah Carey!"
Response:
"No, no - I won't have any food! Send that tiny Madonna for me PLEASE!"
by jackson222 October 15, 2006
Get the madonna mug.by Nautidog August 13, 2012
Get the maloney mug.A portagee law jockey, or a poor man's version of the virgin mary in a half-shell.
These shrines most often house a statue of the Blessed Virgin and are constructed by upending an old bathtub and burying one end.
These shrines most often house a statue of the Blessed Virgin and are constructed by upending an old bathtub and burying one end.
Fall River 1: Hey, Mariário look behind the chain link fence, is that a new bathtub madonna?
Fall River 2: Sim.
Fall River 2: Sim.
by 2Black2Strong February 11, 2012
Get the Bathtub Madonna mug.Starting Power Forward for the Los Angeles Lakers. Known infamously for being a black redneck who enjoys such white trash things as 18wheelers & wrestling. Also known for being the dirtiest player in the NBA (use of the flying elbows to other people's head, his kickjumpers onto defender's nuts), he is the ultimate cheapshot artist and should die without an NBA championship. Since he could not lead his own team to the ring, he had to bandwagon onto the Lakers so that Shaq & Kobe carry his dirty ass to the title this year. A real grade A douchebag. Also picks on smaller guys & consistently fails in the clutch.
by Hashweed May 30, 2004
Get the karl malone mug.The 'Fuck You' middle finger gesture in which the 'down' fingers are tightly held against the palm with the thumb, rather than bent at the second knuckle and framing the middle finger. This is the more offensive form of the gesture.
by chickchockcheese September 7, 2013
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