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mallard

Slang word for cannabis/marijuana commonly used in the counties of Hampshire and Surrey.

Commonly used by students or former students of private schools

The word mallard is derived from the distinctive "green" of the male mallard duck's head

The word mallard can be combined with a number of words used for groups on animals in order to denote weight.

These are:

Flock(8thoz) School (1/4oz) Pack (1/2oz) Litter(1oz)

This sytem of weights is easily remembered by the phrase fucking stupid pikey loser.
"hey mate, have you got any mallards for this weekend?"
"not sure how many do you need?"
"If you could get us out a School would be much appreciated"
"Should do that will be about 40 spond ok?"
"Nice one"

example 2
"you been duck hunting?"
"yeah mate, got a brace of the buggers"
"have you seen a flock of them?"
"Sure thing, give us a ring later"
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ard vark malark

A form of the word malarky. Means nonsense or bull
What is this ard vark malark? He obviously is lying!
by D.ann November 23, 2007
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"He malarkied that so quickly, I'm so proud!"

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The Clint Malarchuk

The Clint Malarchuk involes a man drilling a girl while she is on her rag. He proceeds to pull his dick out and wipe the blood of his cock all over her throat. He continues to do this until he blows his load, also on the neck.
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Vaginal Malaria

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1. Dude, don't do it. She's got bad vaginal malaria. Trust me, I know. YUK!
2.
Girl: My pussy is ichy and is oozing some sort of puss.
Friend: That's some nasty vaginal malaria girl!
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Malcarne

whiny insecure boy-girl that can't handle life
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Maharg

A hangover poop, when you been out drinking all night and the next morning you strain for you life.
Man, last night was alot of fun, but I had a maharg this morning.
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