langsi

Malay slang (if not mistaken) which means a showoff, very rude, arrogant.

John : You don't langsi at me, or I'll fuck you up.

Tim : That dude in that red shirt is langsi at your sister.

by PixelatedBen February 24, 2017

landscaper

A word used to describe a person, usually male, who stares creepily at someone of the opposite sex as they walk past. Sometimes there are catcalls involved, but its usually just a long slightly scary stare. It causes the person being checked out to look down and walk away as fast as possible. The term comes from the tendency of many landscapers or garden workers to act like this. It also refers to an obessision with or a desire to do things to her "landscape"

girl 1: did you just see that guy checking you out?
girl 2: yeah, ew, he was such a landscaper!

girl 1: OMG, theres that kid in my math class-total landscaper- whos been staring at me for weeks! I don't want him to see me, hes totally gross!

by eminemski December 8, 2007

landscaper

a word used to describe a person, usually male who stares at someone of the opposite sex as they walk past. Sometimes there are catcalls involved, but it usually causes the person being checked out to look down and walk away really fast...it comes from the tendency of many landscapers or garden workers to follow this pattern. It also refers to a desire to do things to her "landscape", rather than having any interest in her as a person

girl 1: did you just see that guy checking you out?
girl 2: yeah, ew, he was such a landscaper!

girl 1: OMG, theres that kid in my math class-total landscaper- whos been staring at me for weeks! I don't want him to see me, hes totally gross!

by eminemski December 8, 2007

landscape

Landscape (mode) is the definition of turning your mobile phone 90 degrees after you have selected to watch a porb clip.

This ass looks much better in landscape mode.

by CyborgGR November 20, 2018

Merging Lanes

The act in which two males will simultaneously insert their penis' into a womans vagina.

One of these days Bill and I are gonna try Merging Lanes on a girl.

Dude Bill and I just Merged Lanes on a hooker.

by SmackyMcPimpHand June 25, 2010

langstone spliff

the act of smoking the weed as inconspicuously as possibe , involving carfully emptying out a ciggarette , mixing the backy with the strongest but moderetly priced weed that you are in possesion of , then mixing it with the backy and ramming it back inside the ciggarette to complete the process

alex fisher : fuckin hell boys i had a well strong spliff walking 2 mcdonalds yesterday to get me sis a McChicken sandwich extra value meal i got away with it because i rammed my draw in a langstone spliff nd i got so wrecked , got a fag or sum cash 4 sum food ?

by the anal penortrator October 5, 2005

Canadian Landslide

Is performed while the female slides her mouth down the males shaft, when he is ready to ejaculate he will slap her in the face with Canadian bacon.

Wow hon, the best thing about the canadian landslide is the combination of bacon and protein.

by 1kookat March 11, 2011