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Drop Knowledge 

The act of ejaculating on a another person to enlighten them about your awesomeness.
Dude, I'm totally gonna drop knowledge all over that girls face later on. Educate a hoe.

couch knowledge 

The state of knowing nothing.

The only knowledge one has amassed is what's been learned through the TV.
Tom thinks he's smart, but he only has couch knowledge.
couch knowledge by catsarecool383 December 19, 2010

general knowledge

This is knowledge of things not obtained from being taught studying
China has the world's smallest weaners...thats general knowledge😊

Old Knowledge 

A term for when someone was taught old, biased, and incorrect information. And when someone tries to re educate them about it they get angry and deny any new information.
Young Person: "Hey Columbus isnt actually that good of a person."
Person with Old Knowledge: "How can you say that?! He did many good things!"

frozen knowledge 

having a brain thats on freeze. not thinking.
"ya finer nails and ya toes are polished. but ya brains on freeze, in other words; Frozen Knowledge"
frozen knowledge by RaeRaeJC October 23, 2007

The Forbidden Fruit of Knowledge 

Pronunciation fer-bid-n, fawr-
froot nol-ij

Most abruptly put, Marijuana. But this is the most dankest shit known to man, the F-F-O-K has only been grown by one man. This gent of sorts rolled with his G's about 2,000 years ago. Jesus, is the only man known to have known the proper growing patterns of this Sick Nasty Cannabis Herb and the secret went with his passing.
-Dude.

-Yea, man?

-Remember when jarred said he smoked the ffok?

-what the fuck is that shit?

-oh it's fuckin the dankest mutha fuckin shit known to man!

-the what?

-fuckin The Forbidden Fruit of Knowledge, SALT-PEPPAH-KETCHUP BYYYITCH!