Instead of saying, "fuck my life," when ALL of life can't be THAT bad, it is much more appropriate to use the phrase, "fuck my situation."
it makes a direct reference to a specific situation within a conversation noting that a particular event or series of linked event in one party's life are in fact terrible or awkward.
it makes a direct reference to a specific situation within a conversation noting that a particular event or series of linked event in one party's life are in fact terrible or awkward.
when you're walking to your car from your JUST established fuck buddy's apartment, with him and your other classmate who lives in the complex as he, says "good morning."
you say, "fuck my situation" or "FMS"
this is perfect for FMS because life is still good, you just got laid, BUT someone just noticed.
you say, "fuck my situation" or "FMS"
this is perfect for FMS because life is still good, you just got laid, BUT someone just noticed.
by Mrs. FMS December 7, 2009
Get the fuck my situation mug.Bro 1: "Hey bro I'm prolly gona have a lil party on Friday night."
Bro 2: "Word son, wuts the Skeezer Situation?"
Bro 1: "Nick's gurl says shes bringin seven of her slutty friends so odds r good u'll hook-up."
Bro 2: "Word son, wuts the Skeezer Situation?"
Bro 1: "Nick's gurl says shes bringin seven of her slutty friends so odds r good u'll hook-up."
by T.Bone April 16, 2007
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I had to run home early to catch my friend before she left for work, but I got stuck in traffic and lost the key to my place. It was a real Seinfeld situation!
by Hans v June 10, 2011
Get the Seinfeld situation mug.The faggot big nosed jew named Mike, who also is moonlighting as an Italian on that Viacom show Jersey Shore. He seems to be the most intelligent and hygienic of the bunch.
Has proven to be miles of steps above his roommates where many dead pools have started across the country on which one will be found face down dead from OD, or other. Mike on the other hand has started to distance himself from his no life cohorts by such appearances competing on Dancing With the Stars and reports he ignores his co-show mates at public star studded events. Situation is inside the ropes, where Snooki, demands 25k to show up at places....
Has proven to be miles of steps above his roommates where many dead pools have started across the country on which one will be found face down dead from OD, or other. Mike on the other hand has started to distance himself from his no life cohorts by such appearances competing on Dancing With the Stars and reports he ignores his co-show mates at public star studded events. Situation is inside the ropes, where Snooki, demands 25k to show up at places....
I went to Seaside Heights because I wanted to see the Negros fight as usual over fat sluts like Snooki, but got to see The Situation instead and shared a few brews and laughs.
by k1kz October 11, 2010
Get the The Situation mug.A situation, normally occurs late at night, which causes one to find everything funny to the point where if someone simply said the word 'teaspoon', they will break into a laughing fit.
by haddietix November 18, 2010
Get the Teaspoon Situation mug.A questionable event brought up in conversation which has already happened, or has been planned out completely in the speaker's mind and is waiting for public approval.
Most probably the event has occurred with direct involvement of the speaker, but it may have just involved another party which has divulged the information to the speaker.
Most probably the event has occurred with direct involvement of the speaker, but it may have just involved another party which has divulged the information to the speaker.
Woman: Hypothetical situation - If a girl were to come up to a guy and bend over to pick up a pencil so he would look at her ass, then yell at him for looking, does that make her a bitch?
Other Woman: Oh my god, you are such a tease!
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Guy: Completely Hypothetical situation - A guy borrowed his bro's car and after backing into a telephone pole gently, heard a crunching sound. Nothing appears to be wrong with the car, but he's almost sure he broke something. Does he tell his bro?
Bro: If he doesn't want his bro to show him where Bangkok is, yes.
Other Woman: Oh my god, you are such a tease!
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Guy: Completely Hypothetical situation - A guy borrowed his bro's car and after backing into a telephone pole gently, heard a crunching sound. Nothing appears to be wrong with the car, but he's almost sure he broke something. Does he tell his bro?
Bro: If he doesn't want his bro to show him where Bangkok is, yes.
by Jack Lumber III December 27, 2011
Get the hypothetical situation mug.Not really a relationship. Just a situation your stuck in, where your both unhappy but society says you should be together to try to make it work. . . . Screw society, be a rebel.
by #adultproblems January 17, 2015
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