A closet homosexual who plays shortstop for the New York Yankees. It is widely believed that he has a sexual relationship with Yankee third baseman, Alex Rodriguez. Ever since A-Rod came to New York, there have been many instances of ass-touching and subtle neck-kissing going on between the tandem.
Derek was also voted most feminine in the MLB in 2006 in an anonymous poll of players and coaches. It was a landslide vote.
Derek was also voted most feminine in the MLB in 2006 in an anonymous poll of players and coaches. It was a landslide vote.
by steve from May 16, 2007
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Named after the smarmy and self-obsessed jackoff Yankees shortstop who appears in Visa commercials and enjoys being in the middle of a Sheffield-A-Rod manlove sandwich.
Named after the smarmy and self-obsessed jackoff Yankees shortstop who appears in Visa commercials and enjoys being in the middle of a Sheffield-A-Rod manlove sandwich.
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by JJ Grimm October 3, 2005
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A beast. The female version is usually a fast runner and will fuck up any girl who steals her man, while the male version will slam your head into a locker.
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If a woman walked by, had a bad face, big legs, fat arms, and a bloated belly, but had great cleavage and a nice set of knockers, she would be identified as a Juster-Chest.
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