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Improbable Dollop

When you have that one piece of shit is wedged in your asshole and won't drop out. Thinking you are done and you wipe over and over but the damn thing is just marking up your toilet paper like a melting crayon.
I went through twelve feet of toilet paper to wipe off the improbable dollop but it would not diminish in consistency.
by ThatWVGuy August 20, 2017
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impentrable

like impenetrable but tougher. so tough you cant even see the e
the memories are impentrable
and that is all for the night.

freezes my already cold mind

as death is at our doorstep

waiting to steal our innocence

but not our substance but you

are not alone in this.

remember this
by Ricardo "Internet" Heinz September 7, 2017
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impressiver

The boy was impressiver at netball than the girl
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Imprecisesy

Adj. : To be horny but unsure
Morgan had never gone past first base... she was imprecisesy as her boyfriend moved his hands lower and lower to her shorts.
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Imparnomine

Impar (Latin for Odd) and Nomine (Latin for name). Imparnomines are folks with just that. Odd names. Names that you don't usually hear, such as Ophelia, Orion, or Indigo.
"Your name is Omelix? You're an Imparnomine!"
by LavaCat December 29, 2018
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Impro...ve

Impro...ve: A professional at improv.
Me: I am an impro...
Friend: what's an imp-
Me: ..ve
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Impressionize

To portray someone else, particularly within the facial region. Impressionizing is an incredibly difficult skill to learn, hence why only few people within the world are able to do so successfully.
I heard you could earn around 999,999$ if you impressionize a popular actor.
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