Hoist

When someone has asked you if you lift and the only way you can reply is by saying "i don't lift i hoist"

When your being told a joke and they dont get it, you ask if they hoist...

by DO YOU LIFT? May 8, 2013

A Hostage Situation

When a couple is on a date and you can tell it's a blind date or guilt induced by how mismatched the pair are. It makes for a really uncomfortable situation.

I went out with Ron because I didn't know he was considering it a date. All night, people kept looking at me funny like it was a hostage situation.
Honesty: "I can't go out with you because it'll look like a hostage situation."

by MadamexXx March 3, 2009

Host

Person who hosts an online game and bullshits the hell out of everyone in their game

Dude 1- OMG nigga that dude just killed me
Dude 2- Yeah he's a host

Host- I raped the fuck out of those kids

by Irapebabies September 22, 2009

Hoster

Term given to middle aged men, who are still single, and only just recently moved out of their parents home or still live at home. Usually work alot and make no time for romance. Not that they can even get girls.

John: "Hey u know Dave from accounting, he's always here working."

Mike: "Yeah I know hes a hoster."

by graysnake February 25, 2008

boob holster

A bra, especially one that is tight-fitting.

Girl 1: Jennie! Grab your boob holster, and let's go! The dance starts in ten minutes!

Girl 2: I can't! My bra doesn't fit right!

by Leila C. December 30, 2007

horstmann

a last name that only cool people have

kara is so cool her last name is horstmann

by kh99006685 June 17, 2008

chocolate hostage

a turd which is being held captive for a later release

The chocolate hostages are getting restless. I better hurry to the can and release them.

by Rotormitch January 15, 2008