chocolate hostage

a turd which is being held captive for a later release
The chocolate hostages are getting restless. I better hurry to the can and release them.
by Rotormitch January 10, 2008
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dub

a dub is a Dried Up Bitch that no one would find attractive
Man, that old lady is one ugly dub.
by Rotormitch January 10, 2008
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