heron

a big fat sloth that never moves except to get food.

whenever forced to move, it often complains and feigns injury, similar to the possum.

also believed to reproduce asexualy, which comes as no suprise seen as female members of species do not find it attractive, and refuse to mate with it.

can also be known to snore extremely bad, some believe this to be a call of pain in the sleep from the heron wanting more food.

random fact: scientists believe this Heron to be related to the long existant moobasaurus, which died some millions of years ago due to obsiesity problems

Dude: "Wow that Heron hasn't moved for ages."
Dude2: "Yeah and look how much food it's eaten."

by Pete Carter May 12, 2008

hillbilly herion

Creative force behind the ideas of Rush Limbaugh. AKA "Talent on loan from GOD"

"Rush used his command of Hillbilly Heroin to rally the neo-conservative forces"

by mattman October 11, 2003

hornones

the change in your behavior once you become horny

a: my boyfriend was texting this girl saying he was gonna have sex with her!
b: did he text her later apologising and saying he didnt mean it?
a: yes
b: it was his hornones.

by erm_immmmmz September 6, 2009

Blue Heron

A revolutionary new drug consisting of crushed Ritalin and Flintstone vitamins. Inhale through the nasal cavity to achieve maximum potency.

I raided my little brother's medicine cabinet and made some Blue Heron, want some?

by [FSiO] theWanderer October 9, 2010

luis hernandez

an ugly bitch with no life.that tries to plays sports but only brags,acts all tough but bitches out at the end

luis hernandez is a faggot

by dd vvbn n ghgbghbyjnymjukmkjkj June 6, 2018

Herron

A amazing and loving friend who would do anything for you and at times can be a dick but other than that he is awesome. He is a loyal friend who will never leave your side. Dude are you really telling me you don't have a Herron you need to go get one

Bro my best friend is such a Herron

by It's a me your friend December 27, 2019

herndon

to take a crap, bowel movement, shit

damn that burrito is going right through me, i need to take a herndon !

by handy man 03 May 8, 2008