the grenade

The grenade is an alternative sexual manuaveur, it begins with the basic handjob. When the man begins to orgasm however is where the grenade differs because the one handjobbing makes a fist around the erect member and clamps their thumb over the penile orfice. This is usually followed by a yelp by the man because of building pressure and is usually released quickly with a explosion of white male secretion.

Me: Hey dude why are grabbing yourself?
Mike: My girl gave me the grenade because I called her Heather half way through.
Me: Shit thats some mean and cold hearted shit right there.

by Phillip Kaltenbach March 13, 2007

Cat Grenade

Noun: An improvised weapon of the feline variety. A cat grenade occurrs when one (or more) cats is/are picked up and hurled at the offending party. The Cat Grenade is the preferred weapon of the insane, meth addicts, or the Cat Lady featured in the Simpsons cartoon series.

"That crazy bitch wouldn't leave so i threw a cat grenade at her"

by Heynurse April 2, 2010

Hand Grenade

When a guy hasn't jacked off in a really long time, so he has two "hand grenades" in his pants. He uses his hand to 'pull the pin,' and the Hand Grenades explode, ejecting 'shrapnel.'

Dude, I didn't jack off for like a week, and when I pulled the pin last night, my Hand Grenades EXPLODED!!!!!

by totallynotaposer August 30, 2016

grenade

a fat, butt-ugly bitch found hanging out with hot chicks in a bar and if this monster doesn't get some dick, none of her hot friends do, either

Okay, Joe, you see that group of girls over there? It's your turn to fall on the grenade.

by Nate June 4, 2003

Polish Hand Grenade

The act of catching a fart in your hand, then throwing it in some ones face. Usually followed by a look of disgust by the one who was hit.

Pat just hit me in the face with a polish hand grenade and now i a going to throw up.

by Wignigg December 9, 2008

frag grenade

The act of opening up your hand while your fist is inside of either an asshole or a vagina.

man i totally frag grenaded that chick's ass last night

by storkut January 18, 2009

grenade

Tool kit for Chevys(see also Chevys suck)

Get the Chevys grenade.

by Mike Hunt November 15, 2003