Wellesley Goggles

When you've been at Wellesley long enough that the standards of male attractivness are lowerd substantially.

Girl 1: Look, he's cute!
Girl 2: Honey, I think you've developed Wellesley goggles. That guy clearly has not showered or shaved in several months.

by wzlygirl September 21, 2011

beer goggles

the effect that alcohol(particularly large volumes of beer) has in rendering a person who would one would ordinarily regard as unattractive as sexually alluring.

Even with the beer goggles on, she was still remarkably plain.

by ponsford July 24, 2006

Japanese Rain Goggles

A phrase that means absolutely nothing but was designed to cause hype on the internet.

Charlie Sheen said Courtney gave him "japanese rain goggles" last night...

by Caaaxy! November 26, 2010

dutch goggles

Eyeware for making ugly women look beautiful. Rather than bought, dutch goggles are induced by drinking copious amounts of alcohol, which may give rise to other symptoms such as dutch courage.

"She looked gorgeous in the pub last night but when I woke up this morning without my dutch goggles on I saw the creature from the black latrine!"

by Eric Wood September 21, 2005

Camp Goggles

A descriptive phrase in which someone spends a large quantity of time away from the opposite sex....(PHILMONT.....I WANNA GO BACK TO PHILMONT). In doing so, the member of the opposite sex appears rather attractive seeing as that person is most likely the first you have seen in a long period of time.

Todd: Damn, you see that chick? DECENT!!!
Mike: Dude, what the hell are you talking about?
Chris: Ouch man, you have terrible Camp Goggles
Jacob: -mumble-

by Smitty2009 August 19, 2007

Pedophile Goggles

Slang for aviators and thought to reflect the stereotype that pedophiles and other Sexual Predators often wear big mirrored aviators when stalking their prey. Could also be loosely applied to State Troopers and creepy highway patrol police officers.

"Hand me my pedophile goggles I'm going to the park."

by Duke_of_York26 April 23, 2006

Beer Goggles Bitch

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A "beer goggles bitch" is an ugly woman you pick up at the bar at 2:30 AM when you are totally plastered. When you wake up, you can't believe what your eyes are showing you that you dragged home!

by Mike Bozdog June 20, 2006