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Glimp

When you masterbait to the point when your dick turn red
Jim “I’m going to go glimp”
Other Jim “well that’s fucking disgusting
by Glimper March 27, 2019
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glitchability

a very sexy man who gets hoes
damn, glitchability is sooo sexy and cool
by AAAAAAAA56 October 18, 2021
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Gitmo Ten

Term used by men assigned to Guantanmo Bay Naval Base to describe the inadequate and below average females assigned there with them. Implies that almost every chick on the island is fuckable because there are so few of them. Anywhere else in the world the same chicks wouldn't even rate a second glance. Ratio of men to women usually hoovers around 80:1 and the cockblocking between men just to shag some below average skank is ridiculous.
Shane: "That babe is a Gitmo Ten!"
Jim: "Yeah, she's only one flight away from being ugly again."
Shane: "I'm goin' for it. Make sure Wade doesn't try to cockblock me."
by G8OR September 26, 2007
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glitching my Matrix

A person who is causing you trouble or bother, especially in an odd, reality-disrupting way, is glitching your matrix.

It can also be used as a curse/cry for help to an unseen, unresponsive deity for people undergoing philipkdickian existential crises.
"Fuck off, you're glitching my matrix." or "Stop glitching my matrix, God."
by Charles Hoffmann August 27, 2010
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map glitching

Glitching oneself about the virtual terrain in computer and console games for harmless fun or devious mischief. Becoming skilled at map glitching can be rewarding for players, but overuse of glitches may cause other lame players to get pissed off.

Gameplay Examples:

Stacking loads of objects up to get to odd places the player was not meant to access or to get out of the map.

Bunnyhopping up onto stuff and into unusual locations in the game environment that were not meant to be accessible to the player.
Examples in speech:

"damn map glitchers"

"map glitching is fun, let me show you how"

"Multiple map glitch exploits were fixed in the 8.7 patch..."
by Camzeck September 24, 2009
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glit

labia labia labia?? no that's a glit!
by C herr September 25, 2011
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Gitmo

2. (n.) A bad situation.
eg. 'It was my own personal Gitmo.'; 'It was a real Gitmo.'
by seandiz July 6, 2005
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