gerbang

a person who shops at hot topic all the time.

oh em gee i just got the awesomest flogging molly shirt from hot topic i am so punk!

by sadsdfhg October 14, 2004

perkin gerkin

An erect penis. A plump pickle.

"Sally could tell I liked her cuz she snuck a quick peek at my perkin gerkin"

by ack February 9, 2005

hung like a bull gerbil

It is simply the opposite of being hung like a gerbil. A man with small genitals. But if he says it about himself he is a confident man who hits the G-spot everytime.

I am hung like a bull gerbil, i hit the g-spot everytime.

by thefunnybrothers November 4, 2013

gerbil stuffer

richard gere

nathan lane stuffed a gerbil in his engored, heaving ass. george w sucks donkeys and richard gere.

by bob probert November 17, 2006

gerbilanating

To be looking after, or caring, or stroking (petting) your pet gerbils.

Hi, what's up?
Just Gerbilanating

by Jack Moore - MacFever June 18, 2008

Gerbilling

The insertion of a Gerbil into ones rectal cavity, often for pleasure or occasionally ritually in the Philipino community to welcome the coming spring season.

Carl: Hey, are you coming to the dinner tonight? We have reservations.

Terry: Sorry, I promised Hans I'd help him with his Gerbilling.

Carl: Well, we all know that is a two man job!

Terry: That we do, Carl, that we do.

by Mike Danger Williams February 1, 2018

Gerbilling

Generally performed by homosexuals; the act of stuffing a gerbil up one's butt. Once in the folds of the anus, the gerbil becomes claustrophobic and claws and digs, giving the homosexual pleasure. A string is often tied to the gerbil's tail to allow the gerbiller to pull it back out. Toilet paper roles may also be used to help launch the gerbil into the homosexual's butt.

My gay friend went gerbilling with Richard Gere.

by Jebus November 17, 2006