frapping

The act of crapping and then fapping sequentially.

Frapping in your friends bathrooms is not polite but fun if your too lazy to get up and go to a different room to fap.

by JonesJohnnyaplplpleseed July 13, 2012

Frappo

term for a slow coffee shop employee

This guy is such a frappo! There are 8 people in line and he hasn't even touched the register.

by Aimee-kate April 30, 2008

frapeable

when someone is thick enough to leave their profiles logged in on Facebook and is a possible candidate for being completely screwed over by having all their details changed intensely

Andrew was so frapeable when he went to take a dump last night that i couldn't resist

by Fabtastic January 14, 2011

frapple jacks

when you masterbate into your girlfriend cereal and have her eat it

I gave my girl friend a bowl of frapple jacks this morning

by Rinuji October 14, 2013

faphand

The Hand you fap with.

A: I wash my faphand after I fap.
B: I did not know that!

by Urguide January 12, 2014

frappucino

During intercourse, when a man excretes in-between a woman's breasts, ejaculates onto said excrement & finally "mixes" it together with her breasts.

Big Joe: Ahh bro, i totally frapped Cindy last nite!

Jeff: Trying to mix things up, eh?*

Big Joe: You can say that again!

*Frappucino humour

by Disperse April 10, 2009

frap

The noise a woman makes while masturbating. This sound does not come from a womans lips. Not the upper ones anyway.

Hey, whats that noise?
Ah, its okay. Its just mah mom frapping again.

by DaRkSiDe January 27, 2005