filgermentating

the act of being put through countless heartbreaking experiences for no coherent reason, then making up word(s) for having to go through said experiences.

She was so furious with her boyfriends unexplained aversion to her, she began filgermentating in between random outbursts of sobs and regrets

by eeniemeenielittlebopeep1234567 October 1, 2008

funny fingering

Where somebody is trying to finger another person, has a hand spazzum which clicks their wrists and paralyzes the woman/ mans ass (chocolare fingers).

Gummy tried to finger his mum when he had a hand spazzum and it gave his mum extreme vaginal pain. This is an example of funny fingering.

by TWATFACE333 October 30, 2007

fingerally

From the word toetally from the word totally. Only used if someone says "toetally" first, or you'll just sound like (even more of) an idiot.

Dude1: That was awesome.

Dude2: Toetally.

Dude1: Fingerally.

by justanotherpersonwithareallylongname September 3, 2005

Faggermantastic

An insult to a faggot intended to sound like a complement to the faggot used by a Non-Faggot.

Faggot: cock is good.

Non-Faggot: That's Faggermantastic!

by mruss2 January 5, 2011

fingerbang

A viral sensation. A an upgrade of "Fistpump"
A way of life. See "Dab" , "Stuntin", "Dummy" , "Twerk"
A loser friendly dance. Finger dance (hand dance)
Driver-friendly dance
A way to release stress
A unique use of appendages

A diss to the 'Kidz Bop' culture because Souldja Boy and Nikki Minaj both made tracks to be kidzboppified, and I aspire to rebrand fingerbang to a fun and innocent concept
Not related to "South Park". Yet fun coincidence.
A culture of memes
Fingerpainting
Fingerboard
Contact juggling, fidget spinner
Hand shadows, finger puppets

I cant dance, I can fingerbang though.
When I drive to my jams, i'm fingerbanging the steering wheel.

Hey fool! Twist up your set, fingerbang that joint.
I've been fingerbanging this history report all night.
I've got an artshow tomorrow, I fingerbanged 3 new pieces.

by P.DaGreat March 15, 2018

Fingerming

Name of an asian hooker.

Fingerming: 5 dolla? I do funging all night!

by Wangshire November 12, 2008

Fingerhash

The condition resulting from rolling several blunts successively when your fingertips are covered in resin from the breaking up of the weed.

See also: Stinkfingers

I was rollin' with Snoop the other night. We both rolled so many blunts we had some major fingerhash.

by RubberChickenFucker February 12, 2010