February 13

If you are born on February 13 than you are an wonderful person to talk to about anything, your kind , funny ,And you are an undercover freak. But great in the bed, especially if your a girl

Him: when is your Birthday ?
Her: February 13th

Him: O wow

by Great !! December 1, 2019

No Fingering February

The practice of abstaining from fingering oneself for the entire month of February. It also prohibits women from seeking self-pleasure through other unconventional means such as sitting on top of a washing machine shaking violently, riding a galloping horse for prolonged periods of time, or the vaginal insertion of inanimate objects that include but are not limited to: lava lamps, Pringles cans, and bobble heads.

Girl 1: Ugh, I just can't seem to get any at all this month.

Girl 2: Why don't you just relieve some of that stress yourself? *winks*

Girl 1: I wish I could, but it's No Fingering February.

by zirak September 9, 2010

February 33

An imaginary day created by the Easter Bunny. There are so many great things about this day. Now, for one it's Februaury, which never goes past 29 days. Most months only go up to 31 days, so "32nd" would sound a bit more obvious. Something about 33rd makes it sound more like a real day. Think about it. If you heard a movie trailer that said "February 33rd" you wouldn't think twice about.

Wit' 'dis giant Easta' egg bomb, I'm-a blow ya' to 'de imaginary day of February 33, in which you'll be trapt' fo' all eternity.

Squeek.

by nickreaper September 3, 2012

February 4

All da short boys get to ask out any girl they want regardless of how tall the girl is

Person 1: Hey bro u should ask her out
Person 2: What why?
Person 1: It’s February 4
Person 2: Oh yeah!

by ElRhyno November 5, 2019

Roger Federer

One of the greatest tennis player of all time. Was born in Basel, Switzerland and is currently the only player to have won both the Wimbledon and U.S. Open singles titles in three consecutive years (2004-2006).

The accuracy and spin in his shots are amazing.

"I've won Wimbledon three times and I wish I could play like Roger Federer" - John McEnroe

by MarianneNZ November 10, 2006

February 27

The 58th day of the year, which represents 15% of the year has passed gone.

-Hey what day is today?

— Lol. Today 15% of the year had passed.

- Wait IS IT FEBRUARY 27 ALREADY??!?!

by sapatona October 16, 2019

February 6th

Bob Marley's birthday.

I smoked 2 ounces of weed on February 6th for Bob Marley's birthday.

by nirvana1189 April 4, 2012