shit fountain

when poop is dipersed out of your rectum at an alarming pace, much like a fountain

i got so sick, i was a shit fountain

by Johnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn October 6, 2003

Faunt

The art of biting the insides of your cheeks so as to prevent movement and then smiling to create an alternate smiley face suitable for any occasion, be it a funeral, a childs 4th birthday or even a meeting where a child is about to find out theyre adopted.

"Check that guy out"
"where?"
"That guy there!"
"Wow! that is one incredible faunt."

by FauntMasterFlex February 4, 2010

funtacular

the state of being "fun"

i had a funtacular time tonight!

by Ainya February 23, 2008

Fountaining

Drinking from a bottle or other container without touching it with your lips

John: "Frank was fountaining my water but then he touched it with his lips. Now I can't drink from it anymore."

by fffountain August 27, 2013

fauntered

Slow deliberate thoughtful movements, lost in the weakness of love, captured by the connection of the lover's mind

She fauntered with the thoughts of him racing through her head and was unable to focus on anything else.

by Spitfire Lady February 12, 2015

Peeping Fountain

A two toned case of flatulence. I high pitch squeal immediately fallowed by a much longer raspier burst.

Peeping Fountain: Bewp-Berrrrrrrrrrrrrrrp

by Cr4zyJ4ke November 6, 2013

alabama fountain pop

When you shit In a empty fountain pop freeze it shove the frozen turd back up ur ass then shit it back out and repeat the process until its completely gone

Mom: why the fuck is a frozen cup of shit in my freezer? Kid: shut the fuck up mom it's a Alabama fountain pop put it back.

by Bjpohio2255 November 22, 2019