near birth experience

abortion, when a baby is near birth

Mary had a near birth experience.

by Kevin March 19, 2004

The Greek Experience

When you eat Greek food or anything at a Greek dinner and you shit like you got fucked in the ass all night long like the Greeks invented

After eating those gyros last night today I'm having the Greek Experience. I'm shitting like I got fucked in the ass all night long

by Nick Hertz May 26, 2018

lunchtime religious experience

(v.) To go down to the nearest catholic girls school during ones' lunchbreak and reach orgasm, whether it be by hand or underage schoolgirl (or boy)

John has a thing for religious chicks and molesting kids. After they reported his lunchtime religious experience, he had to hide in the bushes and jack off. What he didn't know was that the local dealer used to do his thing around there, and beat he shit out of him.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 15, 2004

The Roache Experience

3 faggots who are young as fuck and think they are about shit because they are killing their bodies and everyone around them actually wants to live past 21 made a dumb ass flyer about a party that will be beat as fuck because they are irellevant and don't drive like the relevant people around them

"Yo blizzy u hear about The Roache Experience?" "Hell yea Tad it's gay as fuck!"

by EliMatthews=UglyFaggot April 11, 2019

The Bob Sagat Blumpkin Experience

Kick-ass band soon to take over the world...

The Bob Sagat Blumpkin Experience kicks ass...

by Bob Sagat March 18, 2004

First-Hand Experience

When a Manual Elephant Masturbator loses his or her arm during a session with an elephant, it is called a First-Hand Experience. Often, this is the first step to the occurance of Niggeria.

See also: Niggeria, Manual Elephant Masturbator, Second-Hand Experience, Putting Your Best Foot Forward, Putting Your Best Feet Forward, and Giving it Your All.

A first-hand experience is a remarkable thing to have, and is always life-changing.

by Phil McCrackin and Faye Kinnitt January 27, 2005

Second-Hand Experience

When a Manual Elephant Masturbator has had his or her First-Hand Experience, and is diligent enough to continue his or her practice, often he or she becomes further honored by the elephant assignment, and loses the other arm. This brings the elephant one step closer to Niggeria.

See also: Niggeria, Manual Elephant Masturbator, First-Hand Experience, Putting Your Best Foot Forward, Putting Your Best Feet Forward, and Giving it Your All.

Many say that the second-hand experience is eclipsed by the effects of the first.

by Phil McCrackin and Faye Kinnitt January 27, 2005