First-Hand Experience

When a Manual Elephant Masturbator loses his or her arm during a session with an elephant, it is called a First-Hand Experience. Often, this is the first step to the occurance of Niggeria.

See also: Niggeria, Manual Elephant Masturbator, Second-Hand Experience, Putting Your Best Foot Forward, Putting Your Best Feet Forward, and Giving it Your All.

A first-hand experience is a remarkable thing to have, and is always life-changing.

by Phil McCrackin and Faye Kinnitt January 27, 2005

First Hand Experience In Second Hand Love

Gipsy please
Won't you give me
The secret key
Of life's mistery
She said
Gipsy girl
won't you unfurl
the flag of life
before my eyes
And she said
Then you read my hands
Then you read my eyes
Said I am a man
Who must learn to cry
Then you took the cards
Then tear a deck of truth

Gazed towards the stars
Said I must learn to lose
Gipsy love
Oh can't you see
That you are the one
I really need
She said I need
First hand experience
In second hand love
I need
First hand experience
In second hand love
Then you read my hands
Then you read my eyes
Said I am a man
Who must learn to cry
Then you took the cards
Then tear a deck of truth
Gazed toward the stars
Said I must learn to lose
Gipsy please
I won't be
Lover of you
Oh tell me please

First Hand Experience In Second Hand Love

by Death Menace August 31, 2023