Electro-Lanche

When you open a cabinet or closet door and have all of your electrical equipment fall on you such as; Computer stuff, Video Game Cartridges, etc.

*ARGH*......."dude, we just had an Electro-Lanche, all my old nintendo stuff just fell on my head!"

"hey man, Josh was hit by an Electro-Lanche yesterday"
"Is he alright?"
"Nah, his Xbox controller stabbed him in the eye, making it look like HE has the red ring of death!" <---Pun intended

by Knightman995 May 20, 2009

Electrochondriac

Someone that always thinks there is something wrong with their computer.

Adina is a complete electrochondriac. All she does is complain about her laptop.

by n3rdaaron August 9, 2010

Election

Japanese for erection

In private areas elections are held every morning

by Frugal Jerk May 6, 2019

Election Stimulation

The act of pleasing yourself after mistaking a election “simulation” group video conference call for an election (or erection) stimulation call

To predict the erection results, Ed decided to do a little election stimulation by loob’n his toob’n during a video conference call with his peers.

by Offensive Nibbling October 20, 2020

Election

A lot of people in this country went out and voted on election day. All that effort they put into what they did is (always) at risk of being turned into bullshit (despite claims about the whole thing being a democratic process), which is why some people don't vote, they have a good reason not to.

What's the point of an election if the people who hold power don't have any regard for what everybody else in the country wants to happen? That's a king, not a president. Why call it anything else? Why deceive people who went out and voted? The founding fathers were slaveowners, not one of the rest of us. Not every Confederate statue that was removed was a slaveowners, the enlisted members of the Confederate military were just regular poor or middle class guys who went into the military to fight someone else's war, they weren't fighting to support slavery, the South was their home. Removing a statue because it was a Confederate is as ignorant as removing a statue because it's a statue of a black guy. Civil rights leaders weren't perfect people either, they were as human as anybody else (and as inhuman as anybody else).

by Solid Mantis November 20, 2020

Election denier

A candidate who disputes the outcome of an election by claiming voter fraud, despite obvious checks and balances and a lack of any evidence of tampering. Often accompanied by a complete lack of any concession to the idea they are a dick, and the voting public doesn't like them.

That Rex Patrick claimed he lost the Adelaide city mayoral vote due to election fraud. Never picked him for being an election denier like Trump.

by Shaunsterino December 20, 2022

fair election

when the candidate you voted for wins

Even though Hillary may have cheated, it turned out to be a fair election in 2016

by American_tool November 10, 2016