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ejaculation juice

“I ejaculated so hard and she swallowed it” ejaculation juice
by Fjsjfjsj November 8, 2017
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Premachair Ejaculation

The act of spunking over yourself, when you climax earlier than anticipated whilst watching online porn, causing you to fall backwards off of your chair.
He was careful about masturbating in his bedroom since the occasion when he suffered from premachair ejaculation, and struck his head on the floor.
by Maclen November 10, 2017
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reverse ejaculation garbage

Reverse ejaculation garbage is when a man is ready to ejaculate and exactly at that moment a penis plug is being inserted at his urethra so that the orgasm is ruined feeling like a garbage
She ruined his orgasm by using the technic "reverse ejaculation garbage"
by sokolata December 30, 2016
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Theory of Economic Ejaculation

You know the economy is going to cum back, but you don't know when, and you don't know where it might go.
Helen told her boyfriend that his orgasms were so inconsistent, he should be studying the Theory of Economic Ejaculation.
by Bob Velvetta April 6, 2020
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Ejaculation Desperation

When you are so desperately horny you have to ejaculate.
IM CUMMING!!
To the kitchen?
No in my pants! It’s an ejaculation desperation
by Jsjjsjshbdbdjsbsb May 14, 2020
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ejaculation chicken

When you and another person jack off and the person who finishes first is the loser.
I and Thomas were playing ejaculation chicken yesterday.
by RascalXavierDarakar June 7, 2020
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The Judas Ejaculate

The act of purposely cumming in your partner’s mouth despite them asking for a warning. Bonus points for shouting Jesus Christ at the moment of climax
I asked the prick to let me know he was about to finish, but he just nutted without warning and whilst blaspheming. It’s the Judas ejaculate. There won’t be a second date.
by Wise and experienced June 2, 2023
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