eggroll

an annoying rash on the bottoms of your genitailia aka joshua ruth

joshua "eggroll" ruth

by penisslayer69 April 12, 2010

ham and eggered

To be completely intoxicated beyond comprehension.

Wow, did you see Des las night? He was completely ham and eggered.

by Desmond Brown October 18, 2008

Eggressive

when you type a text, chat or email, that comes across all wrong. Upon reading it, the receiver gets super offended and now you have a hot mess to sort out...

WilyOne8467: What have you been doing all day?
SuprDude779: What are you implying?
WilyOne8467:Nothing! I mean, have you done anything today?
SuprDude779: Done anything??? WTF! Are you calling me a lazy good for nothing?!?!?!
WilyOne8467: Oh jeez, Dude! This is all eggressive, now!

by StepMonster September 19, 2009

Eager McBeaver

a girl, or (homosexual) man who wants to give a man head (aka blow job) very badly, then is a beaver (uses teeth when giving head; very bad).

John: "hey did she end up giving you head last night?"

Steve: "yea."

John: "was she good?"

Steve: "hell no. She was an Eager McBeaver."

by VolcomStoneLC May 20, 2007

edger

someone who likes to think of themself as "non-conformist." tries out new things. lives "on the edge."

adj: edgy

kid 1: omg! have you seen roxy's new haircut?

kid 2: yeah! what an edger.

by rockeroverhere September 5, 2008

Butter My Eggroll

To butter someones eggroll is to be very strange and sexual around another gender

Eg: Butter My Eggroll Daddy
Friend: Dafuc?

by LitPotato August 20, 2018

rusty eggroll

when an asian person takes a shit on your dick

i went to the corner store to get a rusty eggroll

by im at the corner store February 5, 2009