Doing Nothing

The act of what the name implies - doing absolute shit for no good reason at all other than to make yourself eventually feel fat, uneducated and unhealthy.
Despite this outcome, doing nothing can be the most productive form of what shouldn't be entertaining. Many men enjoy participating in the act of doing nothing, and the act of doing nothing in the best way can possibly be seen through this quote:

"“…What I like doing best is Nothing.” “How do you do Nothing?” asked Pooh after he had wondered for a long time. “Well, it’s when people call out at you just as you’re going off to do it, ‘What are you going to do, Christopher Robin?’ and you say,”Oh, Nothing,” and then you go and do it.” “It means just going along, listening to all the things you can’t hear, and not bothering.” “Oh!” said Pooh." — A.A. Milne (Winnie-the-Pooh).

Christopher Milne assumably went and wanked non-stop after this, as he was initially talking to Pooh about doing nothing. Wanking, or masturbation is prevalent within the men's form of doing nothing, and can often lead to soreness of the testicles or penis.

Sam's Friend: "Hey Sam, did you study for Geography last night?"
Sam: "Nah... I just spent the entire day doing nothing."
Sam's Friend: "Oh... what did you do?"
Sam: "Wanked my brains out, whilst p00nInG n00b$ on COD and spent loads of time uploading the definition of "Doing Nothing" while trying to make it sound funny."
Sam's Friend thinks: "Fuck me, he is a loser. Damn that pimply-faced son of a bitch with too much spare time on his hands which he wastes copiously."

by angry piece of shit September 30, 2009

Doing the Helicopter

The spinning movement of male genitalia that resembles the blades of a helicopter.

Have you seen that drunk guy spinning his junk at people?
Yeah he was doing the helicopter!

by Esfer September 11, 2016

Doing the Kapp

Getting caught countless time making sticky time in school

john: dude did you hear about what he did
tom:ye he was totaly doing the kapp

by thekapper January 4, 2011

doing 9

Engaging in procreational intercourse with 9 other individuals (could be male or female, depending on what makes that good ol' wood stand up straight). The person "doing 9" has to insert his penis in all 9 members or have a penis inserted inside him by all 9 members.

Bro, Prospector Pete took it hard when he was doing 9.

by asschug March 25, 2016

Doing the Arcanuo

Typing "Mhm." or "Mhm" In random discord chats

"Oh man he's doing the Arcanuo to us." "Mhm."

by Tasuke August 5, 2017

Doing a Meg

When you are doing a number two in the bed, or anywhere that isn't a toilet

Doing a Meg came about cause Meg couldn't come to work one day cause she had severe gastro and had an accident in bed so she did a meg.

by iamsbp May 8, 2020

Doing A Riley

Slang for saying Taking A Pee.

Origin: Riley on a live stream(Youtube) took a pee and it echoed thru the Youtube Channels and Discord Servers.

"BRB, i gotta go take a Riley" - Bob
Bob is Doing A Riley
( To urinate)

"Dont worry...(insert liquid pouring sounds) Im just pouring an other glass of wine...Its not a Riley."

"I gotta Riley so bad"

Riley is Defined to any relativity to urine.

Aka Doing A Riley

by Mallory Bowser September 6, 2022