Nintendo Direct

1)A rare occurrence in which the Gods communicate with us.

2)The essence of a trillion hype boosters at 420%, compacted into a 20 to 40 minute video.

Friend: Hey, did you here a new nintendo direct is coming out to--
Me: *Explodes

by DoubtlessCar0 September 23, 2018

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One direction

The biggest boyband on the planet. They are awesome at singing and anyone who says others is out of their minds. They have the biggest fandom of directioners! Yes they are in a break but they're still amazayn.

Me: do you remember one direction?

Random asf person: isn't that the band who went on a 'break 6 years ago' for 18 months.
Me: yes but they promised

by G1ngerB1tch April 11, 2021

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Darcey

A very cute and pure human who is adorable and can make friends with anyone.

Often adds the letter ‘y’ or the letters ‘les’ on the end of words without meaning to.

Darcey is an overall ‘cute bean’

That girl is really cute, must be a Darcey.

by Bunbunboy June 8, 2018

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Directioner

A crazy obsessed teenage girl or guy that does nothing with their life besides twitter, tumblr, and instagram. They have blogs with NOTHING but ONE DIRECTION ONE DIRECTION ONE DIRECTION. They sit on their laptops all day with a jar of nutella crying tears of lust for five flawless homosexuals that they would kill to be with. They talk to their posters and have casual conversations with paper versions of the boys. Most of them have been fans since the X-Factor UK and deem anyone who hasn't been a directionator. They're disgusting human beings. They don't allow many people into their fandom because all they do is fuck shit up.
If youre a Directioner, you know all about Ed, Josh, Paulward, Maz, Andy, Dani, El, Perrie, Caroline, and Demi. They are exclusive people in the boys lives.

Directioners know everything about the boys. For example, Niall James Horan was born on the 13th of September 1993 in Westmeath, Mullingar, Ireland at 8:04 am at Credit Valley Hospital with the blood type of A.

Directioners often make sexual gestures, and they are THEIR BOYS.

Directioners go through all sorts of shit to protect their boys from anyone and anything harmful. They ARE THE MOST powerful fandom every created. They fangirl worse than Beliebers, Taylor Lautner fans, and who the fuck ever exists all together.
Directioners are like the fucking FBI because they can and will find shit out. They have the boys airport passes, blood types, dental records, school grades, etc.

friend comes over and looks at walls: um.. one direction?
me: DONT STARE TOO LONG THEYRE MINE
friend: obsessed much..
me: YES, DONT FUCK WITH MY BABIES..
friend: youre weird
me: im a Directioner.

by A Directioner. September 7, 2012

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