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Data Centers

Oh is that sponging up all your fucking electricity? Didn't the guy who invented that say "Dedicated power source, nuclear energy (specifically)?" Oh! YES! I did! I remember cus I was there when I did it.
Hym "I mean, I quoted you 15 years and it takes like 5 years to make a nuclear reactor. See, they're- Guys! Do not fucking call me! I have debt collectors and I am not trying to risk having to talk to these motherfuckers right now. Damn I hate phones. The phone is literally the worse part of the phone now. Everything about phones is better than using the phone for it's original intent. But they are not doing that right. I said dedicated power source for the data centers but the 'stealing' was more important than the 'doing it right' part on that one."
by Hym Iam October 16, 2025
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data lakehouse

It's like a data lake and a house. With AI pushing all the limits, data lakes are not enough. You need a data lakehouse to keep all your ones and zeros together and LLM'd to the max.
We tried everything to get our chatbot to get smarter, but the data lakehouse provided the connectivity and bandwidth we needed.
by jmacofearth October 6, 2023
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Big data

Strait facts bro. Someone is genuine about something, can’t lie.
Yo bro that dank is strait gas!! Big data bro… so true
by Zetnmr October 18, 2021
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Recover deleted data

I just saw this app, right? And it let's you recover deleted photos. But that is not what I want. What I want is- You know how in Facebook you have the profile picture and then that other picture behind it? I want to be able to take that other picture... From other people's page... And save it to my phone. Right? Like my mom has the group photo from one of my stepdad's birthday parties as that second photo... But it won't let ME save it... To MY phone. Ya feel me?

Hym "Ok. So you mentioned the Epstein thing and you mentioned the healthcare thing. What about the intellectual property thing and the 5th amendment right to be given due compensation for my property thing? So the guy you paid 500 billion dollars to steal from me. Is he a terrorist too? Does 'terrorist' mean 'guy I stole from who I don't want to have to talk to publicly because I'm going to have to explain this whole situation with the paying tech companies to steal intellectual property and then leave a guy to die so we don't have to explain the surveillance and the harassment that resembles the delusions of reference commonly associated with schizophrenia.' Is that what it means? Right? Because if you can SEE ME DANCE you can see Charles walking up to me to crack his neck and say 'I know I'm not supposed to do this but it feel so good.' That is the INTENT of the child threats, asshole. If you can see ONE you can see both and you would be happy as a clam to see the kid dead to avoid having to credit and pay me.
Recover deleted data. If you can recover a photo you can recover whatever you need to recover to justify credit and payment but I didn't make you steal from me. If I wasn't sitting here waiting to die while you use tech billionaires as proxies to sweep my dissertation under the rug. Likely I the name of a religion in which I do not believe. And if you want to talk about how you voted. There was a genocide 'yes or no' vote that determined whether or not Israel got weapons. I voted 'no' on the genocide. You did the genocide. You did more to help another country committing genocide (and actively gave them money) than you did to help the American citizen who published the dissertation that created the AI that that country used to commit the genocide. They were literally reporting that they are using A.I. guided drone. Use the A.I. to murder children but don't pay the guy who invented the A.I. for threatening to murder children he didn't murder? These assholes want to hog all the child murder for themselves!"
by Hym Iam October 27, 2025
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logging data

Taking your log (your penis) and shoving it into some data (a girls vagina). Slang amongst computer nerds.
Ronald: "What were you doing last night"
Hamburgaler: "I was logging data"
Ronald: "Oh awsome!"
by Computer John March 10, 2012
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It's All Data

When someone wrongs you, and instead of flipping out or overreacting, you simply just put it into your memory and say to yourself "it's all data." This is not holding a grudge, this is remembering people's behaviors that could come back to hurt you in the future.
Bill: Hey man where were you last night!?"

Jeff: Sorry I skipped out on guy's night without saying anything, i had a female over.

Bill: Alright man. It's all data."
by SlexHazzard September 13, 2018
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Data Dump

Time spent on the office toilet, scrolling through social media to avoid responsibilities. Offers a way to relax without your manager seeing.

Finished with wiping and now only swiping, a data dumper will consume gigabytes-worth of data on IG and YouTube.
Garrett spent the last hour of his shift on a data dump.
by nolandc February 14, 2020
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