cuntel

Dark side of any cartel. This is what an arrangement of gangsters are called after you find out how much they are charging for their drugs.

Friend: Fuck, the cuntel want $200k for a kilo of cocaine.
Jamie: Those bastards...

cuntel by Master Of Cunts May 13, 2008

cuntentious

the state of being for a woman where she picks fights with men for no apparent reason. Her unfocused wrath is usually directed at all men but those closed to her will be on the receiving end of most of her shit.

So I went to buy a paper and saw that it was the last one. Before I could put my money in the slot, this cuntentious bitch walks over and tells me to fuck myself because it was her paper. As I was walking away she was mumbling some shit about how men weren't good enough to lick dog shit off of her shoes.

cuntentious by twilyth February 21, 2010

Cunter Flaps 

When a girls cunt is so large and flappy that her pussy lips touch her knees

Jimmy: Man, she's got mad cunter flaps.

Dan: She got them so large they're all up in her knees bro.

Cunter Flaps by randomgirl182 October 9, 2012

cunted 

cunted - adjective: to be confused
cunting - verb: in the process of being confused
decunted - adjective: to understand

to be cunted
i am cunted

your cunting me

cunted by Chris Parkinson April 26, 2006

cunted 

when woman has shafted/rode/has sexual intercourse with a man cf. male use of fucked

I have cunted him many times

cunted by jim tracey April 12, 2007

Cuntermellon 

The second best insult in the world, only one-upped by the legendary waterbitch.
See waterbitch
also lolfish

"You cuntermellon!"
"Yeah well...waterbitch!"
lolfish commence

Cuntermellon by Corporal Nightlog October 7, 2009

Cunted 

The act of being silencing by calling someone a cunt or saying they have been cunted.

I cunt you,or you are cunted.

Cunted by Coty Dotson February 27, 2008