cuntel
Dark side of any cartel. This is what an arrangement of gangsters are called after you find out how much they are charging for their drugs.
cuntel by Master Of Cunts May 13, 2008
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cunted fuck
Usually used in a positive sense, possibly as a greeting to a close friend or when they've acted in a way which makes one proud
A: I went to sailors the other night and fucked this bitch in the toilet
B: Ah you cunted fuck thats awesome
or
A: alright you cunted fuck how are you
B: alright thanks cunt
B: Ah you cunted fuck thats awesome
or
A: alright you cunted fuck how are you
B: alright thanks cunt
cunted fuck by theCF July 7, 2012
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Cunted Creature
A fond way to refer to a female of any species especially humans as it refers to the most precious part of the female anatomy.
Cunted Creature by CuntSpreader October 11, 2019
cunted off
Alan asked me for a fiver. He's a scrounging fuck, so I cunted him off.
Alan: Ian never gave me that fiver; he just cunted me off!
Being cunted off leaves a dude feeling low for the rest of the day.
Alan: Ian never gave me that fiver; he just cunted me off!
Being cunted off leaves a dude feeling low for the rest of the day.
cunted off by Loan shark Iz March 2, 2010
cuntblock
cuntbluncher
A russian man with a plunger who goes around and puts the plunger to homeless men and then beats the shit out of them.
cuntbluncher by leoladu March 25, 2020
Cuntblast
The sudden and seemingly uncontrolled infiltration of snatch, into a club or popular venue. Depending on the venue, this can either be an enticing or equally negative incident as, for example, straight cunt typically has an obsession with infiltrating gay bars and aggravating the cock-seeking male population.
Dude, I went to the gay bar last night and while checking out this hot dude across the bar, like 20 drunk bitches came nattering through the door, in one big cuntblast, from a bridal shower and fucked up my game. To make things worse, three of them came over to me and tried to feel me up and asked if I wanted to buy them drinks! Fuck no!
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