your cooked 

When someone is done for. Like wack or dumb

No one cares your cooked

your cooked by Avry July 19, 2017

Crookedy 

Adj. A term used to describe a janky physical human condition with a somewhat light connotation. Solidarity in poor health.

1. My knee is pretty crookedy, I think it might give out on me soon.

2. Look at that sad excuse for a spinal cord. How crookedy!

Crookedy by Feldman, from across the hall March 29, 2009

Croomed

to be beaten in football by the Mississippi State Bulldogs, coached by Sylvester Croom.

With Houston Nutt at the helm in Oxford, expect the Rebels to be Croomed for years to come in the Egg Bowl.

Croomed by NotSayin January 11, 2008

cooked books 

(n.) Incorrect accounts, where the values of work done is understated so that income taation is lower. Could also mean exploiting loopholes, which isn't illegal. See also cook the books

Sorry, Terry. He got caught putting his signature on cooked books and he had to fire him.

cooked books by Kung-Fu Jesus July 21, 2004

Cooked

Severely messed up, either via temporary intoxication caused by drink or drugs, or it can be used to describe someone's general personalty, in which context it's akin to calling someone a weirdo or strange.

1) Shit man. I am COOKED! Those beers by themselves weren't so bad but the weed and the pills man they cooked me up good.

2) That dude is one of the most cooked people I've ever known. Serious weirdo!

Cooked by PlaceLondon July 4, 2016

Back like cooked crack 

self-explanitory

a Juelz Santana's mixtape

Yo Shawn's Back like cooked crack

Back like cooked crack by Shenanigans February 11, 2005

cooked hard 

Cooking something to a point of being extra crispy.

I want my wings cooked hard.

cooked hard by Baddison December 5, 2010