Critical shot

A situation when you are boning her pussy and ur dong accidentally slides in her booty hole

Guy 1: -Yo, man. Why are you so sad?
Guy 2: -Last night I had a critical shot with my bae and when I pulled out my scholng, it was fully covered with shit.

by Scaffold June 25, 2020

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Critical Legends

A once popular Roblox game. It is a remake of a game made by EpicCritical. The game consists in battling enemies with a peculiar way of combat: instead of the well known and widely used mouse button to attack, you have to touch orbs that spawn in the battle area with your character, or alternatively use active abilities pressing 1, 2, or 3 on your keyboard or clicking/tapping on the icons. The game has different classes with different attacks and also has a rebirth feature that clears all your levels for 1 (Eternal Flame) or 3 (Scorching Eternal Flame) random items in the game, except for unobtainable ones. Eternal Flame Exclusives are items only obtainable through rebirthing, and are worth a lot in trading due to their rarity (5% from Eternal Flame and 2% from Scorching Eternal Flame). Most can be upgraded using an Eternal Fragment, dropped by a Him (boss) with a 10% chance. To rebirth, you need the max level (400). Skins are obtainable through Craig, a monkey who sells skin boxes at Punky Sky for 20K reputation each. Reputation, experience and gold are obtainable through defeating enemies or completing quests (currently, quests are only present in Samurai Island). Critical Legends once had factions: separate Discord servers that might have competed against each other in a boss race, if the game hadn't died shortly before. Critical Legends was made by Radi Studios.

Person 1: Hey, did you play Critical Legends?
Person 2: Yes, I played since the game got moved! Wanna play?
Person 1: Sure! But I'm not very good at the game, so you'll have to help me I'm afraid.
Person 2: That's fine with me, I haven't played in a bit so I might not have the best class or passives or maybe even actives.

by Bingusthereal August 31, 2022

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Criticize

And you fucking listed several of the values you've been able to glean from the Super Omega Bible (Supreme). I'm literally writing the better alternative as you read this and you're stealing it as an interpretation of the bible. Which it's not. It's BETTER than the bible. I'm BETTER the God. Like, 3 to 6 times better.

Hym "And I don't just criticize you're literally stealing the better alternative and gloming it on to the bible as a matter of interpretation. That's literally all Jordan Peterson has ever done. Repurpose other people shit for his own use under the guise of being the TRUE and CORRECT interpretation of the bible. HE CAN'T SEE HOW IT'S NOT TRUE GUYS!"

by Hym Iam March 14, 2024

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Criticizing A.I.

Stop doing it. You're actively preventing me from fixing it.

Hym "Stop criticizing A.I. as if you don't know I can just fix it immediately. You're an asshole and a dumb one. The A.I. isn't the problem. The people doing it are doing it wrong. They're reverse-engineering someone else's work."

by Hym Iam April 7, 2024

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