cock pushup

It's when you fuckin' lay down flat on the ground and let your boner lift you up off the ground.

In anticipation of becoming more popular with the ladies -- and as a means of becoming more popular with the ladies -- I've been doing cock pushups.

by Edward fromTuskeegee or something September 11, 2006

girl cock

The penis of a trans girl.

Man, I would do anything to suck her girl cock!

by katiechan October 21, 2012

Cock Nazi

1) Any person who dislikes the look of an uncircumcised penis to the extent that they feel it necessary to force the removal of the foreskin.

2) One who refuses to have sexual intercourse with a man if he is not circumcised.

Hey Joe you going out with Karen tonight?

No way Bob, haven't you heard Karen's a Cock Nazi!

by TheOneThatKnowsTheAnswer May 15, 2009

Porn sized cock

A penis that is of the typically size that male pornstars are blessed with. A penis that is at least 8 inches in length and over 5 & ¾ inches in circumference is the minimum standard of a porn sized cock.

My cock is above average sized, but I wish I had a porn sized cock.

by Cocktail Sauce #1 November 10, 2009

put some balls behind that cock

try a little harder; give something a good effort; put a little muscle into it

(Nerd shoots a free throw and airballs.)

Lingo Hipster: "Come on nerd, put some balls behind that cock."

by LouX September 24, 2009

Cock Mustache

Freshly Shaven Mustache above penis shaft

Hey your cock mustache looks exactly like Keith Hernandez cock mustache

by Tyrone2 June 19, 2008

cock fiddler

One who unconsciously plays with their cock or someone else's cock.

Tommy, you're a good for nothing cock fiddler! Go wash your hands!

by exef July 15, 2009