crispy bangs

Crispy bangs are bangs that have so much gel on, that they go crispy.

She had the crispy bangs (...) and long blond hair. (Janeane Garofalo)

by jevaincrai February 19, 2009

Crispy Papa

Anal insertion of a taquito.

"Things got a little crazy last night... My girl was microwaving some snacks, one thing led to another and before I knew it I ended up giving her a Crispy Papa!!

by Andrew 360 March 13, 2010

chimpy

To go completely apeshit. an upgrade from ham

Dude last night in Bouquet Gardens we got completely chimpy and no one remembers anything???

by SE214 February 22, 2011

crispy boi

A Type of Lager that or Ale that is Golden, Filtered to Clarity, Not Hoppy, and overall CRISP.

That pleb Mason thinks that he's drinking a crispy boi but it's hazy and fucked looking

They brew the best crispy boi in town.

Pilsner Urqell is the OG crispy boi

by -TWITCHY August 31, 2018

Crispy

Slightly above average

Can describe sex, tests, or almost any activity

Something can also be above or below crispy

What did you think of the test?
It was slightly better than crispy

by alskdjfikj2342 April 7, 2010

Cwispy

Crispy just with a “W“

I smell something cwispy!

by Dark m00ns June 30, 2020

Crispy concords

A TK member that knows nothing about call of duty and does not even play with other to members.

Dude crispy concords is so anti social.

by Who's chaos's son November 28, 2016