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Birch

I type of wood that attracts the ladies.
I thought that my sex life was over. I made a non fire with Birch and BAM!! I can’t get the ladies off my dick.
by J. Doe September 22, 2020
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Birchwood

Birchwood is a small part of Warrington hid away in the woods that is mostly drug dealers who drop off on mobility scooters or old wrinkley cunts and busy bodies who sit and rat on people for no random reason apart from pure boredom, the rest of the population consists of baghead stoners who either wears nothing but berghouse and north face or skates all day and does nothing else, it’s also known for its scruffy school and scruffier people.
Do you know anywhere I can get food in birchwood? No There’s a centre but I know someone who does good bags of haze
by Suck ur fat nan April 5, 2021
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Birchia

The State of Birchia
Located in Minecraft Servers, Steam, and virtually everyone on the website birchcorp.net
The Federation of Birchia will rise after it's long gone President Birch.
by BirchTree1205 October 2, 2021
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Birch tree

What to call your friends when you don't wanna call them a biatch. Put a deer 🦌 next to it so it can be part of the Forest
by Purplemf February 25, 2022
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Buccheri

Thy are not always the nicest people, but they are the people who everyone knows. They don’t have the best reputation especially if they’re in a small town. They are the hosts of every party, and often fake. Thy will leave you in a second if there is a new popular person in town. That is the definition of a Buccheri. Don’t let them fool you.
Is that a Buccheri? Stay away from them.
by Somekidyouwontknow August 7, 2022
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Barchnegelia

To feel that something clicked in your brain, or the last piece of the puzzle was found.
Boy: I felt Barchnegelia the other day!
by thefireofalazer March 19, 2023
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Simon Birch

1. A movie that midgets often masturbate to.

2. (verb) "to birch", The act of standing on one's knees to perform a reach-around while pretending to be a crippled midget.

Example:
Bro 1: "My knees hurt."

Bro 2: "Why bro?"

Bro 1: "Because I simon birched your mom last night!"

Bro 2: "Whoa, proper Van Dammage dude."

Bro 3: "My knees hurt too."
by Wilma333 May 2, 2010
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