Uncle Mung's Chunky Shrimp Buffet

A slang term popular in southern New England, used to describe the act of cunnilingus on an 'unclean' woman. This phrase is especially used within the context of women who are 'dirty' in terms of hygiene simply by choice, and care little for rectifying this issue.

"Yeah, so our friend was in the hospital for 2 weeks. He had 3 different infectious diseases, all of which were previously undiscovered to science."

"Holy crap! What did he do?"

"He had a reservation at Uncle Mung's Chunky Shrimp Buffet."

"Oh damn."

by LoverOfThePoonani March 14, 2008

biffled

to accidentally become intoxicated on account of not eating a sufficient amount of food before drinking

There wasn't enough food at the party, so after a few drinks the guests were biffled.

by Pooches R. Turlington September 9, 2010

buffet burps

Burps you get After chowing down at a buffet. Usually smell absolutely horrible and are very greasy.

Mike- Man hitting up the buffet before the party was a horrible idea

Dan- Yeah dude, my buffet burps are killing the room

by Ehmm Ayche February 11, 2009

raffle baffle

To enthusiastically have sex with. Especially used for someone you would very much like to have sex with, but have not done so yet.

I would undoubtedly give her the ol' raffle baffle.

by Wilkerson December 9, 2003

Date Buffer

A date buffer is a friend that you bring along when you hang out with someone that you're romantically interested in. The purpose of this is to make the excursion seem as if it wasn't a date, but more of a friendly gathering. In most cases though, the 'buffer' is ignored as a third wheel.

However, if you're NOT interested in the person, a date buffer can be used so that you don't send the wrong message.

1) "Dude, I wanna go out with that chick again, but I'm a wuss and I don't wanna go alone. Could you be by date buffer?"

2) "That guy's cool and all, but I don't really like him like that. Just be my date buffer today and I'll pay for your ticket."

by CptROFL September 6, 2010

buffering

A computer term, means to temporarily store data in an area or device

Suzy was listening to the radio over the internet when it stopped playing. She looked at the program and it said "buffering".

by KrrazyM July 29, 2005

muffer buffer

To motor boat in the vaginal area.

D: how did you break your nose?
J: i was pleasing my g/f when i decided to give her a muffer buffer, and she was not pleased.

by Izzy15062 January 12, 2007