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Bottle Fart 

The unpleasant sputtering sounds created by a bottle that has nearly emptied its contents.
*bottle fart* "Are you kidding me?"

"What?"

"You just used up the last of my K-Y, motherf***er!"
Bottle Fart by Austin H. June 17, 2008

Bottle-necking 

When a male/female stands up straight and tilts their neck back, allowing their partner to sit on face whilst making love. The male/female on bottom may stick tongue up ass and or vagina, as well suck on balls, making for a pleasurable experience for the one on top. In addition, the one on bottom may also hold the thighs of their partner, relieving some stress on their neck if they are not strong enough to hold them without the support.
"We tried bottle-necking last night, now my neck is super sore!"
"Damn! I gotta do that too!"

Bottle Rocket 

To tightly roll up a Listerine Strip and slip it into the urethra of one's penis.
"That dude is crazy sick! After recieving a hot carl he went on to give himself a bottle rocket!"
Bottle Rocket by Scuba Steve November 25, 2003

Bottle Twat 

a girl that enjoys being fucked by a plastic bottle after giving a blowjob

Plastic water bottles are usually the choice of a bottle twat, especially the ones that are ribbed, but soda bottles will work just as good
ME: I went out with Chasity last night.

BOB: Did you fuck her?

ME: Not really. She sucked me off then wanted me to fuck her, so I grabbed my Sprite and crammed it up her bottle twat.
Bottle Twat by sockboy666 July 14, 2009

Bottle Soccer 

A sport devised by members of the Trenton High School cross country team. it consists of the rules rules for goals/goalies and that there are no rules other than that. It is one of the most brutal and demonizing sport ever made. It will attempt to begin a league in the near future.
Bottle Soccer is a violent sport.
Bottle Soccer by TheWolv March 7, 2010

Bottle of Pussy 

When you have a bottle of cheap wine($5.00)mixed with rufies.
I asked the bar tender to send the girl at the end of the bar a bottle of pussy on me. Later that nite there was no bottle on me.