Beating Guts

The endowed ability to penetrate/pump a vagina so hard and deep the unlucky woman's guts get beat with a penis. Indicators of completing this process are recognized by, but not limited to; loud painfull screams, "stop it's", and vaginal bleeding. Statisticly, sluts are at the highest risk of beaten guts due to their ability to take punishment.

I was beating guts so hard last night, I poked her stomach.

by Logan J C October 7, 2010

spread eagle beating

Violent but pleasurable sex

Girl 1: I can’t wait for this business trip to be over so my boyfriend can give me a beating, I am so horny.
Girl 2: What kind of beating, a spread eagle beating?
Girl 1: What other kind is there?

by Lindy December 15, 2008

BAVIN

Bavin stands for bulbous, anteater, violating, infants, naked.

Me: Just caught BAVIN doing the bavin
Sam: smells like he has Jesus

by will vickers 780 October 23, 2019

Chicken-Beating Marathon

The act of a male masturbating 26 times in a day.

Can be done with friends, and like monopoly, the rules can also be changed.

For example:
You must be able to successfully ejaculate 26 times. If you shoot a blank, you fail.

*start of day*
Jeff: Wanna do a chicken-beating marathon?
Mark: Yeah, sounds like a plan!

*end of day*
Mark: Red raw...

by Hawt Chocolate December 18, 2011

Bird-beaking

When you insert your thumb, index, and middle fingers into someone's anus or vagina in the shape of a bird beak. With your fingers inserted you open and close the beak while making a crowing sound.

"I was bird-beaking the crap out of your mom last night!"

by Cab-adam June 18, 2013

my dad is beating me

he was arguing with my mom and he hit me

bruh moment my dad is beating me

by black enslaver 69 October 1, 2019

Behaving British

Fuckwits acting dominated by their most primitive emotions only to fuck people's lives and experience an immense feeling of guilt and regret after having fucked the things up.

Hey man! You'd better stop behaving britishly or you'll likely regret the outcome!

by L.A.N.G June 27, 2016