spread eagle beating

Violent but pleasurable sex

Girl 1: I can’t wait for this business trip to be over so my boyfriend can give me a beating, I am so horny.
Girl 2: What kind of beating, a spread eagle beating?
Girl 1: What other kind is there?

by Lindy March 23, 2007

Rat Bang

When a man has a buzzed head with one clusp of hair in the front longer than the rest. Many french men have rat bangs, like a rat tail from the 80's but in the front.

Damn, did you see that french dude with the rat bang? He is definelty eurotrash.

by lindy August 12, 2004

Rape Me ATM's

ATMs with outrageous fees. Usually worse at an events such as a concerts or games.

Dude - will you stop somewhere I need to get cash before the concert.

They have ATMS at the concert.

Yeah - but they're rape me ATM's.

by lindy August 27, 2007

reverse Dutch oven

When you are laying in bed and your significant other releases a gas from their anus trying to trap you under the covers, you (if you are stronger or sneaky) then reverse it so your partner is caught in the atmosphere of his/her own stink.

scott tried to trap me in a dutch oven last night but I reversed it and he had to smell is own fart for once, giving him a reverse dutch oven.

by lindy May 15, 2006

rety

A retarted bat.

I saw a rety run into a tree.

by Lindy November 24, 2003

deodorant dingleberrys

When you use too much deoderant and you have little white chunks of it still left in your armpits.

I thought lacy was hot until she put her arms over her head and I saw her deodorant dingleberrys.

by Lindy May 28, 2006

herpesyphilaids

A deadly trifecta of the most horrible and common STD’s. Notorious for causing discomfort while urinating, sores or lesions on the male or female genitals and inability to fight off infection.

pronounced - herpe-syphil-aids

Girl 1: Trent might be hot but he is a man whore, I hear he has herpesyphilaids.
Girl 2: Damn, nevermind.

I just got tested for the first time and came back clean; I can't believe don't have herpesyphilaids after college.

by lindy September 11, 2007