Meatal Beasting

The process where a meat-based human shit is expelled onto another human, normally while they sleep as a guest in the discharger's home.

David slept while Fred gave him a Meatal Beasting that made the room smell like a zoo's sewer.

by Zonal K August 16, 2019

Double backed beast

A euphemism for coitus. This form is more common in popular culture than the original two backed beast. Predates Shakespeare.

Double backed beast... "These two did oftentimes do the two-backed beast together, joyfully rubbing and frotting their bacon 'gainst one another, in so far, that at last she became great with child of a fair son, and went with him unto the eleventh month; for so long, yea longer, may a woman carry her great belly, especially when it is some masterpiece of nature, and a person predestinated to the performance, in his due time, of great exploits."
François Rabelais (c. 1494 - 1553)
"Gargantua and Pantagruel"

by banquo_lives January 11, 2009

Flemish massage beast

A skilled manpape masseuse.

That Flemish massage beast just watered the bunny hole without the proper credentials.

by iam3toed April 18, 2011

Homopedo-pyronympho-necro-beastafelliac

Some one addicted to having anal sex with dead baby male animals while the animal corpse is on fire.

Girl 1: i might go out with him. Girl 2: dont do that he is a homopedo-pyronympho-necro-beastafelliac

by Super happy fun time 13 March 6, 2012

Morbiusly a beast

My doctor put me on a weird square plate thing with numbers, and it said "500lbs", which I think stands for 500 Legendary Beast Skins on Fortnite. He then got this weird long thing with numbers and lines on it, and put his finger on the line matching my head. The number said 4ft, which I think means Fearless T-Rex. After that he said I am morbiusly a beast 😎

Friend: How was your doctor's appointment timmy?
Little timmy: He said I am morbiusly a beast 😎

by CC-8826 August 29, 2023

L.A. Beast

A man on YouTube who performes rather stupid yet entertaining challenges such as consuming 21 dimes, drinking a 20 year old bottle of Crystal Pepsi and putting Icy Hot on his testicles. Despite these rather painful and life threatening challenges he is still currently alive and still entertains his viewers to this very day. Aside from making food challenge videos, he was also a main contributor for the online movement to bring back Crystal Pepsi, which ended up being a success. He is also known for saying his catchphrases "Have a good day" "That was the stupidest thing I have ever done" and "I have to go to the hospital".

The L.A. Beast has to go the the hospital again for sticking his hand in Hot Ice and receiving 3rd degree burns by doing so.

by bvogs December 1, 2020

Sexy Beastess

The female form of Sexy Beast. The differences are as follows:
1. Sexy Beastess' are much more aggressive
2. Sexy Beastess' are much more dangerous
3. Sexy Beastess' are much less hairy
4. Sexy Beastess' are much more unpredictable

Guy 1: Dude, did you see that girl? She's got to be the hottest girl on the planet!
Guy 2: Dude, she's a Sexy Beastess, you don't have a chance.
Guy 1: Damn, you're right.

by Blayde February 28, 2008