Beastsheality 

Noun. When a male has sexual intercourse with a female partner who has more body hair than him.

Friend 1: Dude, You got with that wildebeest?!
Friend 2: Yeah man. But why do you say wildebeest?
Friend 1: She’s hairy AF. I didn’t know you were into beastsheality

Beastsheality by WhoTFisDave August 11, 2020

beasteality 

a sexual relationship with an animal

Their was a news story about beasteality: a young girl was found out by her boyfriend to have had sexual relations wirh her dog. He told her father but he already knew

beasteality by blondebomshell January 28, 2014

BeastReality

A T.V. show or movie involving animals, that is setup to look like a reality show.

A few prime examples of this includes Meerkat Manor, Orangutan Island, Dark Days in Monkey City, and March of the Penguins.

Guy 1: "Dude are you watching Discovery Channel?"

Guy 2: "Yeah! Meerkat Manor is on! It's about the Whisker Family's trouble and struggle."

Guy 1: "Wait... Are those actual animals, WTF are you watching?"

Guy 2: "BeastReality."

BeastReality by R-Ill May 16, 2009

Cow beasteality exibitionist. 

A person who has sex with a cow in a pasture next to a busy highway so that the people passing in there cars can see it and often when and where they know that a school buss will be passing by so all the kids can see.

John is a cow beasteality exibitionist.

Cow beasteality exibitionist. by Deep blue 2012 January 5, 2010

Beastieality 

The Pleasure of haveing sexual intercourse with an animal.
--Particurly horses because they hve a massive penis.

The girls love beastieality. (they love having horses crew them)

Beastieality by Brian A. January 21, 2007

beastreality

Noun; When you're at the animal exhibit at the local zoo, and the rhinoceros' are aggravated, taunting each other - and immedietly break out into wild sexual intercourse.

Offset of 'The Hills'...

Lauren Conrad: Can you like, believe this beastreality bullshat?

Stephen Colletti: I know. They like, fight like animals then spontaneously fuck!

Lauren Conrad: Stephen, O-M-G, they are animals.

Stephen Colletti: Do you think its scripted?

beastreality by Entrepreneurial YouTuber February 27, 2009

Beastieality 

The act of having sexual intercourse with an animal.

Corey: I walked in on Dominic M. having sex with his dogs.

David: I knew it would happen one of these days, Beastieality isn't right.
Corey: Thats not what Dominic thinks.

Beastieality by Smokey1995 November 22, 2009