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Zeffany the zebra

. Is a rare zebra the walks on it's hind legs is a endangered species hunted by it's predator Melvin the male money. Uniquely know for its warning call that sounds like a car engine it's used when the zeffany spots Melvin the male monkey.
Look it's a zeffany The zebra eating in our corn field
by Sylvester the snail September 5, 2011
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zebra faced banana wrap

When a woman (usually a friends mom or grandmother) receives a dump and cum shot at the same time on her face from two seperate men. Then she gets on all fours and receives double anal from the same two men. Usually performed after a romantic date or on honeymoons.
I finally know i'm not gay because I performed my first zebra faced banana wrap last night with my friends g-ma and her friend.
by the goat banger December 23, 2009
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A zebra doesn't eat apples

"A zebra doesn't eat apples" is a saying that means something along the lines of cut the crap.
Guy: Hey, guess what. I slept with your sister last night
Guy2: Oh shut up, a zebra doesn't eat apples.
by Hugo Molten April 21, 2011
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Exotic like a white zebra

You're exotic like a white zebra, because black zebras simply not that exotic.
by Little Mouse. July 8, 2011
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Go find you a white crayon and color a fucking zebra

do something not involving me, find a hobby, aka hop off my dick
I told my ex to get herself Go find you a white crayon and color a fucking zebra when she nagged me after the break up for her favorite thong she left at my residence.
by slimmmmemem August 10, 2010
mugGet the Go find you a white crayon and color a fucking zebramug.

zebra

alternative term used to describe someone dealing with self harm. often used as a joke between others who also self harm
girlfriend a: babe i'm actually a zebra. i'm not asking you to fix me, i just need you to understand me
girlfriend b: thank you for trusting me with this. i understand this is a sensitive topic and you are so strong for surviving whatever you've gone through. i love you just as you are
by heidiisfuckingcrazy July 19, 2025
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zebra mode

I put my phone on zebra mode.
by y0mammaaa October 23, 2011
mugGet the zebra modemug.

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