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worker's delusion

A chronic mental condition that affects the mind of a worker usually caused by a variety of different things including paranoia, fatigue, insomnia, and preexisting psychotic disorders. The workers affected by this condition are narcissistic, domineering, and often overbearing to work with.
Kenny wants to ask our boss if we could have a strict code of conduct and other crap however this is a pool cleaning service. He's suffering from a severe case of worker's delusion.
by Yobberson June 22, 2017
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Toy workers

Santa elfs who have little pay whatsoever. They usally get paid 2$ a day. They have poor ventilation in thier cramped, dangerous workshop.
Santa elfs are toy workers.
by u9h9uuuhhuu9h August 22, 2007
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would-worker

A person who would build nice, awesome things, if only they had that newest, best tool. Or, if they had any skills.
Example:
My neighbor Jeff is such a would-worker. He's always saying how he would build a new shed, and would build chairs, and would make furniture if he only had the ToolMaster 5000, instead of the MegaTool4500.
by R Salas February 19, 2009
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day worker

A Hispanic, usually an illegal immigrant. In a crowd, found on the corners of home depot's, or liquor stores.
Dan, was driving into Home Depot looking for help. He drove by a couple day workers sitting on the curb.
by The rocky balboa April 23, 2014
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Menial Worker Syndrome

When a person does a repetitive job that doesn't require intelligence or skill, they look for opportunities to convince themselves that their job - and life - has some purpose. They do this by attacking people - usually passive aggressively - with small trivial facts only someone in that position knows. For instance, a TSA Worker may say "Don't put your bin in that way!", or a Security Guard at a museum may repeatedly point at a vague and unhelpful sign to answer your question, rather than answer with 3 simple words.
Man, that girl got all stupid about which line to go in if you want to see the blue shells, she definitely has Menial Worker Syndrome.
by StrongHumbleGenius March 2, 2022
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social worker

Somebody at your job that spends more time on social networking sites like Facebook and Twitter than they do performing the tasks they are responsible for.
"Jeffrey is such a social worker. He tweets about random bullshit instead of working on the grill."
by Jimmacone August 9, 2009
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Construction Worker

A woman who uses tools to her advantage.
Dante: "Dude Allison is such a Construction Worker, she played me like card."

Jake:Yeah but dude you're a tool for not realizing that

Dante:True
by Axl4325235465465 May 18, 2011
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