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Penis Wrinkle

The wrinkle you get on your penis because it's too old. This causes penile cancer and can be painfully fatal for your love organ.
"NOOOO!!! I have a penis wrinkle!!!"
by Firestar991 October 24, 2013
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Henry Wrinkler

the Fonz in a nursing home.
can also be applied when describing the Fonz' testicles.
"you know Henry Wrinkler is so old"
by Fagdonna May 22, 2004
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fecal wrinkle sprinkle

a food particle stuck in the sphinter of your asshole.
man that peanut is sure one painful fecal wrinkle sprinkle.
by sickone April 18, 2004
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winkle stick

1.A cover that you slip over your peeper to prevent it from catching a cold.

2.A stick that helps keep your penis erect.
1.Float like butterfly; sting like a bee; I slept with your moma and didn't use my winkle stick; now it burns where I pee.

2.I need a winkle stick to keep my cock from shrivling up inside your vagina.
by l2l1 June 21, 2006
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wrinkle

A pocket of fat on an obese woman used for sexual gratification.
I fucked a wrinkle on a 300 pounder last night. It was great!
by Kobe December 28, 2004
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Dirty Winkle

When a guy comes home from work all sweaty and nasty, walks straight up to his wife/girlfriend and puts her on her knees. Then she will suck the guy's penis and be damn grateful for the opportunity.
After a long day, Jim decided to call his wife and tell her to prepare for a Dirty Winkle.
by Bullwinkle807 February 4, 2009
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Wrinkled Warrior

This is another name for a man that is uncircumcised. Due to excess foreskin the Mans penis is very wrinkled. SIDE EFFECTS MAY CAUSE DIZZINESS SWELLING AND PREMATURE EJACULATION!
by FAMONKEY MONSTER January 21, 2010
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