Wheat Thicks

The unhealthy alternative to Wheat Thins. Used exclusively in "your momma so fat" jokes.

Your momma so fat she eat Wheat Thicks.

by row!dz December 25, 2009

Wetter

A wetter is a lonely, sad and disgusting human. He/She will never amount to anything in their meaningless life; to put it simply, a wetter is a nobody.

Oh yeah that Paul? He's such a wetter, plus he's a ginger so double baggage for him!

by emofag229 July 6, 2016

wetter than a rainy sunday

the arousal of sexual desire of a woman, during or in anticipation of sexual activity.

Fucking lads! had a girl back at mine the other day...wetter than a rainy sunday she was! walking like a crab by the end of the night.

by sh4fton May 11, 2012

Wheat

Any type of marijuana.

Oi blood you got any wheat for me!?

by GreenCliffsOfDover December 27, 2010

wetty boy

an individual who is lacking the ability to socialise normally. He/She will often find themselves on there own doing weird things which others would think as being pretty lame.

User: 'That kid is such a wetty boy, he does nothing cool, ever!'

by JDDDDDP October 8, 2012

wetties

Fingering a woman and getting your fingers wet inside her vagina.

Lewi: "yeah i totally got my wetties in with sophie last night"

Joe:"3 digits yeah? thats what she usually takes"

by jlbcwabocba April 29, 2010

Crotch Wheaties

A box of Wheaties in your crotch. Usually slightly obscured by the rest of your metal armor. Can be viewed while watching the show 'Ronin Warriors.'

Look at that guy's crotch Wheaties. They're family size.

by Doujinshi March 2, 2009