2 Wheeled Dump Truck

the act of placing one's testicles into the anus of a female; essentially an anal tea bagging.

The bitch was so freaky she asked for a 2 wheeled dump truck!

by Mr. Grundle McPhearson May 1, 2005

The Wuhan Wheezer

The Wuhan Wheezer is a geneticly enhanced version of what is currently known as Covid-19 that knows how to do Jujitsu to all of your healthy cells to make them sick.
Side Effects May Include:

- The Ability To Perform Martial Arts At A Black Belt Level

- The Sudden Urge To Eat An Eggroll/Rice

- The Sudden Inability To Drive

- Darkening Of Skin

- Change Of Language

- Squint Eyes

- Dry Cough

- Death

"Dude, I'm gonna die! Jason gave me the Wuhan Wheezer after he went to a Chinese restaurant!"
"Ok dude, get the fuck back bitch! I don't like eggrolls!"

by BeanieBitch October 5, 2020

Wagon Wheeled

Sticking flowers up someones butthole while spoon-feeding them grits and screaming "Hunker Down!"

I wagon wheeled the fuck out of his gooch last night.

by Darrell Roberts September 19, 2011

wheezer pleaser

The wheezer pleaser is were in the middle of sex you tell a funny joke to get your partner wheezing while you thrust into them.

Girl we were having sex and he did the wheezer pleaser on me

by Apple milk with apple milf September 29, 2020

Wheeker

An ethnic slur used against guinea pigs, named after a sound that they make while excited or hungry.

Those wheekers are so goddamn cute

by SarahTheRat July 16, 2023

Larl Wheezer

A person with no life and barely any luck in the love department. They usually spend a lot of time on their computer and use the website "Pornhub" in their spare time.

"Will you ever help me clean?! Or are you just a Larl Wheezer?" said mom

by DankTazuna July 13, 2020

Carl Wheezer

God's most powerful being

"Oh Carl Wheezer," "Carl Wheezer christ!"

by Sirkenneth of thirds August 2, 2022