Asian from the waist up

An intellectual man with a big ding dong

Johnny got a perfect score on the SAT: Asian from the waist up

by D Flawless July 21, 2022

Starry-eyed waif

Used to define a woman one would easily conquer with pretty stories about childhood and shit.

"My mother used to listen to songs and I kept a tape of them all when she died. I intend to drown you in these pretty stories so I can slip in yo pants later."

"I am not some starry-eyed waif here to succomb to your pelvic sorcery!"
Proceeds to cut his throat.

by Dedzi June 2, 2023

Waif

It is the diminutive of the Japanese word "Waifu" which transcribes the way Japanese people pronounce the English word "Wife".
It refers to one's significant other.

I love it when I go outside with my waif.

by Waifu's May 19, 2020

Waifu

You. Don’t deny it.

Look at yourself in the mirror and you will see a waifu

by AnimeWeeb_2009 December 27, 2021

Mai Waifu

Weeaboo term meaning "Please punch me in the face." Whenever you hear these two words spoken you should help them with their request.

Weeaboo: OHAI ITS MAI WAIFU :3 :3 SAY HELLO

Person 1: *punches in face*

Weeaboo: NOOOOOWAIFUUUUUU *runs away*

by MileyFan2004 December 29, 2013

Wasfi

A skinny man with a beard who fucks bitches and gets money. A lot of people sleep on him.

Ohhh wow I wish was a Wasfi.

by Wasfromda845 February 17, 2020

Chafed Waif

Geordie (Stanley) expression for an unnappealingly thin girl. Mainly used by those who favour "something to fondle" from a larger and more robust woman.

"Ah Jimbo! No way! She's a chafed waif man!"

by James April 27, 2006