"My mother used to listen to songs and I kept a tape of them all when she died. I intend to drown you in these pretty stories so I can slip in yo pants later."
"I am not some starry-eyed waif here to succomb to your pelvic sorcery!"
Proceeds to cut his throat.
"I am not some starry-eyed waif here to succomb to your pelvic sorcery!"
Proceeds to cut his throat.
by Dedzi June 2, 2023
Get the Starry-eyed waifmug. When the girl wants babies but not the guy, but to please her, he still uses no condoms.
Sike, he disconected his balls.
Sike, he disconected his balls.
"Are you serious? You want a baby too?!"
"Yeah baby, anything for you"
(Disconects his balls)
"Hehe, not today fam, lemme source contraception."
"Yeah baby, anything for you"
(Disconects his balls)
"Hehe, not today fam, lemme source contraception."
by Dedzi March 3, 2020
Get the Source contraceptionmug. by Dedzi November 22, 2016
Get the Suck Assmug.