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Definitions by Dedzi

Starry-eyed waif 

Used to define a woman one would easily conquer with pretty stories about childhood and shit.
"My mother used to listen to songs and I kept a tape of them all when she died. I intend to drown you in these pretty stories so I can slip in yo pants later."

"I am not some starry-eyed waif here to succomb to your pelvic sorcery!"
Proceeds to cut his throat.
Starry-eyed waif by Dedzi June 2, 2023

Source contraception 

When the girl wants babies but not the guy, but to please her, he still uses no condoms.

Sike, he disconected his balls.
"Are you serious? You want a baby too?!"

"Yeah baby, anything for you"

(Disconects his balls)

"Hehe, not today fam, lemme source contraception."
Source contraception by Dedzi March 3, 2020

Suck Ass 

Suck ass :

"Fuck Fizz"
"Fuck Rengar"
"Fuck evryone"
"Uninstall"
Suck Ass by Dedzi November 22, 2016