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telekinetic velocity

The rate at which one moves objects with one's mind.
example of telekinetic velocity: When typing, your thoughts go to your fingertips, fingertips to keyboard, to send button, the thoughts are converted to electrons, and sent through cyberspace. The objects you moved with your mind were the electrons through cyberspace.

Bill Gates: "My telekinetic velocity is verociously quick, Stan Lee."
by john.f'n.delTrueno March 13, 2011
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Maternal Velocity

n.
The average speed of a baby traveling through the birth canal. Based on the time from the beginning of transitionall delivery to the baby being fully delivered. This comes out to 14 cm/hr on average for a woman with a 7 cm long birth canal.

See also: Mom Speed
Dude, all I heard was my mom screaming and the next thing I knew, I was at maternal velocity.
by Obeythelaw7 May 30, 2016
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Paternal Velocity

Paternal Velocity

n.
The speed of sperm, semen or ejaculate as it comes out of the phallus or penis. This speed is usually 31 mph on average. Reaching terminal velocity is also known as cumming.

See also: Dad Speed
"Last night I finally reached paternal velocity, now she has a broken jaw."

"Dude I got a ticket last night for reaching Paternal Velocity in a residential"
by Obeythelaw7 May 30, 2016
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Desert Velocity

Desert Velocity is a perfect team who will have ups and downs and at the end we will always stick together💗💗💗🥎🥎 They are undefeated and CHAMPIONS!💗
E1 Prospects - Omg did you see Desert Velocity beat Corona Angels

Xtereme- Really? WOW
by i_love_you_💗 June 15, 2019
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The Velociraped'r

The famed serial rapist who stalks his victims by lurking in the bushes, generating deep, aggressive dinosaur- like vocalizations before leaping out, talons bearing down on them.

His identity is unbeknownst to the masses bc he dresses, unsurprisingly, like a velociraptor.
Damn, man, did you see the latest murder this weekend? No doubt the work of The Velociraped'r!
by Weaselwarrior December 10, 2020
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JP Velociraptor

Short for Jurassic Park Velociraptor, this is either a Velociraptor that is actual from JP or one clearly more based on JP than anything science has said. Notable features of most JP Velociraptors include having few or no feathers, pronated hands, being bizarrely large for Velociraptor, slit crocodilian eyes, and an inaccurate skull shape.
"I got really excited for this new dinosaur movie that got announced but all the velociraptors were JP velociraptors," "Aw, that sucks,"
by Debleb January 16, 2021
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the Velociraptyl Move

A chess move when you can move a pawn one space vertical or horizontally to catch a bishop, but only four is granted per match.

verb
Oh dear! I’ve just been checkmated by a pawn using the Velociraptyl Move.”
by k-hot jalapeños December 31, 2023
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